'Always Rejoice'! Convention Promo Videos Released!

(Cedars' vlog no. 345) The world may be ending, but there's always time for one more convention! And Jehovah's Witnesses have two new videos with which to promote their forthcoming "Always Rejoice"! propaganda-fest!

#alwaysrejoice #convention

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[mikewilkins]

If I was a JW kid, I'd be thrilled if the convention was cancelled. I remember as a child having to sit in a stadium roasting in the hot sun listening to "blah blah blah blah" for three days straight.

[lialla]

30 plus years in, and I never once saw this so-called "joy". I experienced joy once I exited this cult with my family.

[lincolnchains]

I want to become JW actor. Not a JW, just an actor. I think I could be the Tom Cruise of Witnesses.

[robdillinger]

The reason why the Nehemiah plot line is important to them is because they are able to tie it into their construction projects.

[beautyRest]

The only ones that are rejoicing are the pimos for NOT having to go to the convention....

[Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer]

They're right. Happiness isn't hard to find, you don't need to join a cult to find it.

[blitzblutz]

The Watchtower could do a Game of Thrones type of series with their dramas now. Rape, incest, murder, genocide, backstabbing...and that's just what happens in the congregations!!! Then they could take the stories from the Bible and show all the really rought stuff.

[mylife-]

I'm happy when I be myself, not when I be who they want me to be.

[MrEricirene]

How can you achieve true happiness and joy? Join our cult! And we will eagerly anticipate the gruesome demise of everyone that didn’t want to join us! Happy happy joy joy!

[codyb]

The 2020 “shame shit different year” District Convention.

[xlortiz]

Clicked faster than a PIMI saving a whole row of seats at the convention

[seancruz]

I’d love to play a convention drinking game with someone where you take a shot every time they say a phrase such as “aren’t we so happy that”, “aren’t we delighted when”? They love telling jw’s how they feel

[victoriagolmehdi]

Those people smiling and laughing at the beginning, don't reflect the attendees I remember. People had to be inventive to disguise the fact they were trying to have a nap.

[kosmicken]

Gotta love how they've grown in leaps and bounds technology-wise in the almost decade since I left and they still can't pull off a convincing beard.

[jamesniagu]

You have the warmest welcome of any youtuber i watch. I feel the sincerity 👍

[enjoythemoment]

Using "Satan's" technology, sound tracks & editing skills to produce a film to bring you to the "truth", grab your popcorn folks and smile at a jw next to you

[ShawnChristopher]

A few notes:
1. It's easy to be happy...when you run away from your issues. Those problems that they highlight in the convention promo are easy to escape if you just leave them and go to a convention. Sick relatives in the hospital, forget them, go to the convention. On Dialysis? Skip it, go to the convention.
2. Nehemiah video... C'mon this is like the Kmart version of The Witcher. The beards though, lol...

[SqueHabladePelis]

I am so early I may deserve disfellowshipping for my eagerness alone.

[phoenixchick]

Thanks Lloyd for being my Narcan man! I was overdosing on indoctrination under a Bible teach book and pile of Awake and Watchtower magazines, from Feb 2016-Jan 2020. Luckily you Narcaned me with actual truth and woke me back up into the real world. When I came to, I looked up and heard "Hello There"!😀

[johnhunt]

Their wig budget must've been through the roof!