Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue

The 90th Oscars - Live Oscar Sunday March 4th 8 e | 5 p

Jimmy’s opening monologue from the 2017 #Oscars.

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Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel Live," ABC's late-night talk show.

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" is well known for its huge viral video successes with 2.5 billion views on YouTube alone.
Some of Kimmel's most popular comedy bits include - Mean Tweets, Lie Witness News, Jimmy's Twerk Fail Prank, Unnecessary Censorship, YouTube Challenge, The Baby Bachelor, Movie: The Movie, Handsome Men's Club, Jimmy Kimmel Lie Detective and music videos like "I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum" and a Blurred Lines parody with Robin Thicke, Pharrell, Jimmy and his security guard Guillermo.

Now in its fifteenth season, Kimmel's guests have included: Johnny Depp, Meryl Streep, Tom Cruise, Halle Berry, Harrison Ford, Jennifer Aniston, Will Ferrell, Katy Perry, Tom Hanks, Scarlett Johansson, Channing Tatum, George Clooney, Larry David, Charlize Theron, Mark Wahlberg, Kobe Bryant, Steve Carell, Hugh Jackman, Kristen Wiig, Jeff Bridges, Jennifer Garner, Ryan Gosling, Bryan Cranston, Jamie Foxx, Amy Poehler, Ben Affleck, Robert Downey Jr., Jake Gyllenhaal, Oprah, and unfortunately Matt Damon.

Jimmy Kimmel’s Oscars Monologue

[RubenTricky]

All the millions of people watching the Oscars thinking Jimmy is disrespectful to matt. Not knowing it's all a joke :D

[Akash-dkxs]

"black people saved nasa, and white people saved jazz."Lmao too funny

[olivia]

Matt and Jimmy must be really close friends in real life.

[gloriasangermano]

Imagine Ricky Gervais hosting the Oscars.... What a carnage it would be

[aelic]

Just show us Guillermo taking tequila shots with all the actors

[Deadpool-kbyo]

If you saw Fallon's Golden Globe monologue, you'd know Kimmel's was way better.

[sidiyer]

That's how you come back off a joke that didn't bang

"the only happy ending we saw was in the middle of Moonlight"
-silence-
" you didn't see it, did you"

[missbumblebee]

That moment when everyone stood up for Meryl Streep was so touching. Brought me to tears.

[Nameless-wrtj]

Well, I have to admit, I didn't expected Jimmy to host the Oscars so good. I'm impressed.

[nickrigdon]

"Smooth move dumbass."

Ahahahahahaha

[doinalright]

The Meryl Streep part was the funniest and best.

[alosim]

Jimmy’s not my favorite but you gotta love how he called everyone out for not actually seeing Moonlight

[kavy]

Everywhere I look, in the background, there's a marvel character just sitting there. 😂

[xrkpqzg]

Meryl laughing and hiding is so funny and adorable

[ShubhamKumar-infd]

Meryl Streep be like.. Why on earth it had to be Jimmy? 😢
Matt Damon: Get used to it😂

[jackflash]

Jimmy Kimmel did an outstanding job. His jokes were funny, the crowd laughed, his timing was perfect. Jimmy and Matt's skit was hilarious as usual.

[MavrosLos]

I was so satisfied after he mentioned Matt Damon #longestrunningjoke

[deeaydiv]

"we just wrote her name down out of habit" Dang!! kimmel!! funny.

[anniem]

Can we just take a second and acknowledge that Scar Jo and Chris Evans are sitting next to each other being a fantastic duo as always :P

[jayemaelle]

The *ONLY* Jimmy that should host is Kimmel