Hades is being taunted by a fish - Hades

Zagreus thought his father wanted to take him fishing but Hades just wants to kill his son and then a fish

[ramael]

"I do not like this fish, Zagreus. Its smug aura mocks me."

[tarael]

Funny thing is, knowing Poseidon, that fish probably IS actually taunting Hades.

[krill]

The imagery of Hades just standing there glaring down at some random ass fish until Zag reaches him lmao

[JujuStreame]

it's actually scary how much situational/semi secret dialogues there is in this game. the amout of love and detail put in the voice acting is remarquable

[Shadowking]

The best part is how serious he is. He's just actually talking about a fish that he's convinced is taunting him, in the same tone of voice he'd use during a tense, serious plot moment.

[HailTheRegent]

"Hello, little fishy. How are you today? Look at you, splashing around. How adora- shit, my son is here."

[cptdumplin]

Honestly, I think Hades would grow to love fishing, though begrudgingly due to his brother and all.
It's a menial, quiet task that requires little more than patience.
Perfect for the most overworked office chair pilot in all the realms.

[globurim]

I'd honestly want a fishing battle against Hades. Who gets the most fish wins.

[Ezzekiel]

"Once you finish killing me, boy, make sure to bring home THAT FISH as dinner."

[jochemjdj]

*fish* looking curiously at this massive unit of a man
*hades* “THE FUCK’D YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!?”

[VCofdaG]

"If you do defeat me here... please get rid of that fish in my stead."

[cyboygaming]

First time fighting: a duel between father and son in an emotionally charged final boss battle

23rd time fighting: *FÏMŠH*

[Grab_N]

"Father what the fuck are you talking about about?"

[erikm]

"Listen, I don't care who kills the other here, so long as they kill that fish next."

[canadiangopnik]

when I first saw this scene in the game I was like "oh haha, it looks like he's looking at the fish" and then he ACTUALLY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE FISH I laughed my ass off

[genderlesssalamander]

Hades: ...
Fish: blub blub
Hades god of the underworld: YOU WANNA FUCKIN GO!

[piclup]

In our world, daddy takes you fishing

In Hades, daddy fishes you

[mateuszpietrzyk]

The cut at the end is perfect :D
I love how Zagreus just stands there and when he gets hit it sounds like Hades just smacked a wardrobe

[greenfolder]

After emerging from the River Styx once more, the wayward prince shuffles towards his father's desk and drops a massive carp onto the reports.

"Got him."
"HAH. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, YOU BOTTOM-FEEDING SEA-DWELLER?"

[mystr]

There 3 potential fishing spots around the hades arena and only a small chance for a fish to spawn there at all, top it off with you only get this dialogue if the fish spawns where hades is standing