Guide to Tom Hanks

[BuddySweyzer]

No tagline has sold me on a movie faster than "Science has proven sex is impossible... But the Bible begs to differ."

[Flyborg]

This makes me wish Tom Hanks was a real person.

[ShadesAtKnight]

"Have you ever had a bag?"
What a tagline.

[LPdeLP]

neil cicierega's condescending velvety voice will never not be funny. I love this channel and his keytar

[midnightcthulhu]

i misread this as "a guide to tom jones" and was prepared to be taken on a journey through his wonderful songs such as the hit "it's not a musical" and "what's new hoobastank"

[gannonschlader]

On the bottom of the Apples and Dapples poster: "I'm not even certain all this text will be visible at all why do I keep editing these parts"

[ComicFranz]

Oh, yeah, The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies was my favorite movie as a kid. I watched it every year with my family at TomHanksgiving.

[EmmaLilacflarevids]

Ah yes, my favorite movie of all time: "This Man Has One Wet Foot."

A classic.

[turkeysamwich]

that "pregnet with dan ass" thing made me legitimately laugh uncontrollably for a solid two minutes and I can't explain why

[datacentre]

In the lord of the rings video, you replaced "Lord of the Rings" with "A League of Their Own". Now in this video you did the opposite. Bravo

[MadMovieMakers]

Tom Hanks 4: Reloaded coming in 2019, who's excited

[ServoBilly]

I have been absolutely HANKERING for a new instalment of this series!

[patrickhwillems]

This is the best thing uploaded to YouTube in 2018

[cnacker]

this video is making my subwoofer go insane

[blakekillionfilm]

like everything ever made by Neil this has an upsetting amount of detail

[rokex]

You put so much effort into each poster, it's amazing. I sat here and paused on each one to read everything and I recommend everyone else do it.

[beebfajeejy]

translated for our universe:
tom hanks got his start on the hit sitcom bosom buddies with peter scolari, which led to a breakout starring role in ron howard's splash, with daryl hannah, followed by comedies such as bachelor party, the man with one red shoe, and the money pit, and dramas such as nothing in common, with jackie gleason, every time we say goodbye, and crime films like dragnet, with dan aykroyd. then, one of his most famous roles, big, which marked the tom hanks evolution from boy to man. then there was punchline, with sally field, the burbs, turner & hooch, joe versus the volcano, with meg ryan, the bonfire of the vanities, a league of their own, with geena davis and madonna, sleepless in seattle, again with meg ryan, philadelphia with denzel washington, forrest gump, apollo 13, pixar's toy story, where he plays a little tom hanks puppet, that thing you do, saving private ryan, you've got mail, his final film with meg ryan, toy story 2, the green mile, cast away. he also produced 2001's band of brothers. then he was in road to perdition, catch me if you can with leonardo dicaprio, the ladykillers, the terminal, the polar express, again playing a tom hanks puppet, the davinci code, charlie wilson's war, angels and demons, toy story 3, larry crowne, extremely loud and incredibly close, cloud atlas, captain phillips, saving mr banks with emma thompson, bridge of spies, a hologram for the king, sully: the movie where tom hanks can fly, inferno, the circle, and the post, with meryl streep.

[Champiness]

These videos are going to be about increasingly niche subject matter as this goes on until Neil is finally just incorrectly naming albums from the Kid Creole & The Coconuts discography

[thegrasswhistle]

I decided to make a list of all of the movies mentioned, and what they actually are.



The Booty Brothers = Bosom Buddies

Splanch = Splash

Barnacle Portal = Bachelor Party

This Man Has One Wet Foot = The Man With One Red Shoe

The Pony Pimp = The Money Pit

Nomming On Cotton = Nothing In Common

Everybody Dance Now = Every Time We Say Goodbye

Pregnet = Dragnet

Bag = Big (Obviously)

Lunch Pipe = Punch Line

The Blogs = The ‘Burbs

Tuber & Hoonis = Turner & Hooch

Joe Verm’s Big Volleyball = Joe Versus The Volcano

The Bonerboys Get Vasectomies = The Bonfire Of The Vanities

The Lord Of The Rings = A League Of Their Own

Sadness In The Saddle = Sleepless In Seattle

Phil Donahue = Philadelphia

Furry Grunt = Forest Grump

Sweet 16 = Apollo 13

Tom Hanks = Toy Story

You That Thing Do = That Thing You Do

Solving A Pirate’s Riddle = Saving Private Ryan

You’ll Get Soil = You’ve Got Mail

Tom Hanks 2: Puppet Wife = Toy Story 2

The Queen’s Milk = The Green Mile

Casual Hanks = Cast Away

The Booty Brothers (Dark Reboot) = Band Of Brothers

Rodeo Potion = Road To Perdition

Eat My Ass Bitch = Catch Me If You Can

The Ladykissers = The Ladykillers

The Timeburger = The Terminal

The Pope’s Train = The Polar Express

The DVD Case = The Da Vinci Code

Cheeky Williams Worms = Charlie Wilson’s War

Apples & Dapples = Angels & Demons

Tom Hanks 3: Resurrection = Toy Story 3

Leggy Clown = Larry Crowne

An Extremely Big Loud Baby = Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Clam Ambush = Cloud Atlas

Captain P’heenis = Captain Phillips

Saving My Bacon = Saving Mr. Banks

A Smidge Of Spice = Bridge Of Spies

The King Of The Hobgoblins = A Hologram For The King

Soily = Sully

Big Bobo = Inferno

The Sparkle = The Circle

The Probst = The Post

1000s of films that are not available to the public: [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED]

[spacesponge]

Thanks, now I know how to operate my Tom Hanks!