the CHOSEN one

prophecy fulfilled... why isn't "fulfilled" spelled "fullfilled" .The one "l" in the first part throws me off every time. now I'm mad. no one reads the description anyways so I am typing words to vent my frustration with the unfulfilling feeling of typing "fulfilled".

[nomoresaul]

“Sorry, that’s my machete.”

the fact he just calmly apologizes to them

[Yetis-are-cool-]

I honestly don't know how you keep coming up with this stuff

[addictedtotheweeknd]

"you got this chosen one."

*wait what*

[RaPidChewy]

"Take them all down with his eyes closed" takes a whole different meaning by the end.

[SillyFeliscatus]

“So why is your son a machete?”
Jay : “someone dropped a soap”

[adifferentcase]

"Cause you know they had a fair trial... those dudes are real criminals". I'm done. Thank you!

[spectralroom]

When you accidentally get circumcised in jail

[kellynolen]

man ive seen this at least 4 times but the fair trial joke gets me every time

[octane]

"I'm a Hacker"
- Weak azz crime

"I'm a HACKER....like Machete"
- aHH thats HARD

[togoboyz]

"You know they got a fair trial" 😂😂😂

[shadowhenge]

"You know they got a fair trial, so those dudes are REAL criminals." 😂😂😂☠️

[MrLee-cypw]

"Sorry, that's my machete."

[paulsteaven]

"Don't drop the soap, don't drop the soap..."

- Prison Mike

[legolegomyegoego]

When you got soap I instantly knew what was coming next.

[meowingtonvonmeow]

Mans literally the machete boss from Paint the Town Red

[Thebenjiball]

I laughed hysterically at the end.
"ooh. owie."
"yep, sorry. that's my machete"

[jinxismissing]

“ And the scariest ones the whites “ “ why are they the scariest?” Cuz you know those dudes got a fair trial so you know those dudes are real criminals “ that took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[janefkrbtt]

"that's a weak ass Asian crime" sent me to God himself it was so funny

[Uffdcufihuddgco]

"They got far trials so you know they're real criminals" is my favorite line of the skit.

[chaitea]

“That’s very Asian of you to do a weak a*s digital crime” lol