Wisdom of Coach Sauers

Coach Sauers from King of the Hill gives up tips on life.






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[codyxvasco]

"You cost me state!"
"I GOT you to state."

Careful Hank, salt tablets don't treat burns.

[nerrawina]

Player: "Coach, I just learned I'm HIV positive."

Coach Sauers: "Take a salt tablet."

[thvarebel]

"Coach, I've developed gout from excessively high sodium!"

"TAKE A SALT TABLET."

[piccoloxnailxkami]

Imagine if him and Cotton got into a fight.

[jayjayson]

You cut out one of the best parts! When he sees Hank and his friends after so long, the exchange is hilarious. "Gribble....noones killed you yet"

[Backyardmech]

“Hey butterball. Drag the body back.” 😂 Coach wasn’t going to let the kid get away that easy.

[bluesnake]

That bit with the kid going straight to the soccer team is gold

[chetmanley]

Coach Sauers sounds like the guy Hank met in anger management who died of a stroke barking at Dale.

[Shatamx]

Coach chasing the kids in his car literally is still one of the hardest time I laughed at any show.

[Seitanic_panic]

How are we going to win State if we don't get to State? Now get out there and get me to State!

[cdeluna]

He called Bobby Butterball. That had me cracking up every time he said it 😂

[YaowBucketHEAD]

02:23, "It's the collating, that's where they screw ya."

Something about a incredibly serious person go off topic for a second always makes me chuckle.

[user-cv]

I had a coach like this in high school. Old school, hard nosed, chain smoking biker, but you could always tell he loved his players to death.

[jasjfl]

Damn you left out my favorite part: "Do the helmet test!... The helmet test! Put on a helmet and run into that brick wall!".

[aoinatafanboy]

Notice how coach Sauers has an almost geometrically perfect square head.

[xrustynailsx]

What is this "He/She", Some kind of science fiction deal?

[kristinbecerra]

ME: Coach I just found out I have cancer

COUACH : take ah salt tablet

[beeziebubs]

My favorite moments in King of the Hill were always when the writers looked the audience dead in the face and said, “The old ways aren’t always the best ways.”

[deadeye]

When I was in school there was a math teacher like this guy. No matter where you were in the school you can hear him screaming his head off. Teachers would constantly have to close their doors to try to muffle the sound.

I eventually had him for study hall for 3 months at the end of the year for my last class of the day.

The first day someone walked in as the late bell rang because he couldn't find the place and the teacher cussed him out screaming at the top of his lungs, threw his stuff across the room, told him to get out of his classroom and threw a desk at him as he was leaving.

[MissSweetKisses]

Player : " I'm pregnant "

Coach Sauers : " Take a salt tablet "