♪ MDK - Sharpshooter [FREE DOWNLOAD] ♪

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SHARPSHOOTER
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On-board the Velvet Voyager, Smooth Jazz’s saxstrodinairy starship. Two days after the great Jellysplosion.

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“I’m NOT wearing the hat.”

The leader of the Corsair army glared at his reflection in the mirror of the captain’s quarters, with a sour look of contempt plastered upon his face. Gone were his beloved loafers, khaki slacks and sickening floral shirts, unfit for even the cheapest of cruises. Instead, they were replaced by an ill-fitting cowboy costume and some very deep feelings of regret. The Corsair next to him was having a very difficult time keeping a straight face, feebly attempting to hide fits of hysterical giggles.

“Just so we’re clear – if today was any other day, I’d absolutely have killed you by now” grumbled Smooth Jazz. “Fortunately for you, destroying that gargantuan pile of green garbage has put me in a strangely forgiving mood.”

“Oh, come on boss. Have a little fun! It’s...uhh...national space-cowboy day? Slick Rick’s even got a special menu for us to try out, YEEEHAWW!”
Selectively ignoring his master’s harsh words and judgmental gaze, the enthusiastic purple demon leapt into the air, throwing out finger guns like no tomorrow.

“Look, I’m here, aren’t I?” grumbled Smooth Jazz, his fist clenching tighter by the second. “You jelly-brained idiots got me to show up to your ‘totally-legitimate-holiday’, isn’t that enough? I swear, if this is another energy drink pyramid scheme, I’m throwing you and all of that damn Super Ultra into the incinerator.”

The walk to Bay 3 from the captain’s quarters takes exactly four and a half minutes, and Smooth Jazz utilized all two hundred and seventy seconds to explain where he’d rather be at that particular moment (TL;DR – literally anywhere) With a vocabulary as colorful as it was creative, he did his best to rain on his cohort’s parade. But try as he might, his insults seemed to have no effect on the eager Corsair.

“Thick skin, and even thicker skulls” he mumbled under his breath while reluctantly trudging forward. Slick Rick’s Bar was only a few steps away, and it seemed the writing was on the wall for how Smooth Jazz was going to be spending his evening. “You Corsairs don’t even have enough brainpower to realize you’re complete idiots”.

The doors opened, revealing the tacky eyesore the bar had become overnight. Cheap decorations covered every surface, as though Rick had won a shopping spree at the local dollar store. Everything from the faux cacti, to the crudely made “CONGRADULASHUNS” sign – the Corsairs had spared every expense.

“SURPRISE!” cheered the Corsair, as the lights flickered on and a dozen other scaly soldiers popped up from various hiding places. Slapping a cowboy hat onto the head of his momentarily-stunned boss, he continued his speech. “Congratulations, sir! This is your victory party for taking over the Jelly Castle! We used up…well pretty much the entire budget that we had left, but I know you’re going to lov—”

Lashing out with his fist, Smooth Jazz caught the unlucky Corsair directly in the throat, immediately stopping the vexatious string of verbal diarrhea spewing from the creature’s mouth. “You spent the party planning budget on this? THIS? T H I S ? Where’s the live band, the cigars, the ladies? RICKY MY BOY, YOU’D BETTER TELL ME YOU’RE STILL SERVING CRUSTY TRUMPETS BACK THERE!”

“We ain’t servin’ the typical menu tonight, boss!” answered Rick. “Can I interest you in a Venomous Varmint, a Raunchy Ricochet, or perhaps a lovely bottle of Black Water—"

“ARGHHHH! This. Party. Is. TERRIBLE. I’d rather collab with the Warrior of Wubstep than be here with you idiots!” screamed the furious fanatic of funk. With a surprising amount of flexibility for someone who wears loafers on a daily basis, Smooth Jazz lunged forward and booted the nearest Corsair into the air. He reached behind his back and withdrew the pistol he had tucked into his waistband.

Fearing that their master had finally lost it entirely, the rest of the Corsairs sprang into all-out panic mode. Tables were flipped, and drinks sailed through the air as Smooth Jazz unloaded an entire clip of bullets into the room.

“Now clean up, and GET BACK TO WORK!” he screamed. “We’ve got a lot of loose ends left to tie up, and someone figure out where that damn Phoenix went!”

[TO BE CONTINUED]

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[maximsuris]

Sharpshooter: “this party sucked, so I started blasting”

[DigitalJedi]

MDK and Teminite uploaded on the same day.

[happiness noise]

[jeremymurch]

I love how MDK uses the description to give us the lore for the wubstep universe, I haven't seen anyone else do, and thanks MDK for the awesome music to go along with the awesome story!

[okunlazer]

Sharp Shooter: Warrior of Wubstep doin a Wubsteppin Yeehaw in the corsair canyon

[sdbwhateverlol]

I feel bad for them. They just wanted to throw him a party. :(

[Redvelvet]

Creo and MDK are the only musicians I know that can do a proper electronic Wild West song.







WAIT!

[The_Semicolon]

Any video that's 4 minutes and 20 seconds long deserves a like imo

[tntacle_man]

the fact that this exists make me happy in my everyday life

[kubota]

2:24 tbh i feel kinda bad for the guy on the left side 😢

[OmegaVibe]

This is so sick!!
It's so unique and I love ti!

[jmbeats]

Sheriff Wubstep: After a decade of searching, I finally found you, are you really the infamous outlaw Smooth Jazz?

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: Yes

Sheriff Wubstep: Legend says you’re the smoothest saxophone player west of the Mississippi.

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: ……

Sheriff Wubstep: is it true that you’re even better than the legend Teminite?

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: I reckon so.

Sheriff Wubstep; A year ago from now we worked together to take down the Space Invaders, good times those were.

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: What happened to him?

Sheriff Wubstep: Who knows, I can’t remember, but I know he’s still alive.

Sheriff Wubstep: When the time comes, he’ll come back, he always comes back.

Sheriff Wubstep: But let’s get back on track, I’ve come to settle our feud once and for all.

Sheriff Wubstep: I can’t let you live, you know what needs to happen.

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: Fine, but let’s settle this like real men, one last stand, winner take all.

Sheriff Wubstep: I accept those terms.

Sheriff Wubstep: Get ready.

Sheriff Wubstep: Three

Outlaw Smooth Jazz: Two

Sheriff Wubstep: One

Sheriff Wubstep and Outlaw Smooth Jazz: DRAW!

[RNYN_]

Space cowboys and mad scientists vs jelly knights and a Phoenix I have no idea where this plot line is gonna go but I love it, the song is amazing too

[QSR]

Can we take a moment to appreciate that mdk actually created a plot in the description better than some anime series

[prod_rosez]

This is the best song I heard ever. You’re the best DJ in the world!

[IrieArtz]

This is amazing! I also just realized that you write stories for your songs in the description. I respect you even more for this, knowing that the songs you made follow a narrative. Keep up the great work, MDK!

[atsura]

Wtf, one year already ? It feels like you uploaded it yesterday !

[IR_RedPanda]

Yes! I’ve been waiting for this all week!

[droprop.]

Congradulashuns with new music Sharpshooter!!!!💥

[KrisXsyraphon]

Has anyone else noticed the HUGE gap between Likes and Dislikes on ALL of MDK’s vids compared to alot of other youtubers? MDK, you are a such a fricking legend.

[Duoble]

MDK Your music is ART bro! :D

Amazing song! :o