Crypto Hearthstone: Revisited

Gods Unchained was one of the first crypto games I reviewed. It was also one of my favorite, scoring just below a 5/10. At the time, the game was woefully mediocre, unfinished, expensive, and decaying. But that was more than a year ago; and it looks like Gods Unchained still exists.

Join me in today's video as we dive back in to the wonderful world of Crypto Hearthstone, to see how much money I would have made if I wasn't such a crypto hater / loser / poor.

Alternate Title: Gods Unchained: Performance Report

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Chapters:
Intro 0:00
What is Gods Unchained? 0:46
Declining Playerbase 2:40
Buying Cards and Crypto 5:50
Playing the Game 10:49
Crypto Overload 13:58
Jauwn Score: Revisited 19:43

[jauwn]

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[AgentHeroic]

It's insane how crypto touts itself as the future but needs multiple middleware managers just to make a card game playable

[leiagelwasser]

I've seen plenty of people talk about the negative sides of cryptocurrency and everything wrong with the system itself, but you're one of the only people I see who actually engages with it to show just how miserable engaging with crypto actually is. Holy cow this is so slow and boring to work with. They could have just made a game with off-site trading utilizing the steam and epic apis but instead they just made it worse for everybody.

[morriswyrm]

"The game play is good, but doing the crypto dance sucks."

Wow, if only there was a way to make a game without adding crypto.

[nikita]

gods unchained more like gods unchanged

[AntiVectorTV]

So basically it survived because it was Hearthstone, not because it was crypto.

[DaveyGunface]

"Gods Unchained was one of the first crypto games I reviewed. It was also one of my favorites, scoring just below a 5/10" is an absolutely incredible statement and is more evocative than entire articles or videos I've seen discussing similar games. 11/10.

[rorot]

This game looks like a bootleg browser version of Hearthstone that immediately drowns your PC with spyware. Except a card costs 20 bucks and takes a week to process.

[Vogelchen]

Hearing that credit cards decline crypto related purchases puts a big smile on my face

[tornadotoss]

Powerwash Simulator b-roll was more effective an editing choice than I would like to admit

[iversiafanatic]

I’m convinced “triple a” for nft bros actually means “playable”

[Malao]

Man, I really love Hearthstone, but I think they would really improve if they took the Gods Unchained approach and removed all the production value. I really prefer when my cards slowly tween into the enemy hero and a little -2 pops up with no particle effects or anything. So much more exciting!

[spooky]

The idea of a game who's code is so entirely fucked that speeding up some animations would require a full rewrite, terrifies me. It's like if someone said the guestroom sink only *sometimes* runs with human blood.

[ikefromsmashbros]

This Powerwash Simulator review was absolutely peak content

[Pachankapatro]

Worked as a backend dev for a crypto game for the past year (rough market, i’m in a better place now). Everyone working on it knows it’s a scam but the vibe was basically hey it’s a pay check. Great content ❤

[larrea]

Everytime I see play to earn crypto card games I'm reminded that Magic Online is a 20+ year old game that looks like Microsoft Excel and it has a functioning real money economy.

[shotgunman]

I play gods unchained exclusively with my nerual link in my cyber truck, sitting in the gamestop parking lot and i find it great! Everytime i stake a card the nerual link directly stimulates the pleasure center of my brain! I haven't ate anything in like 3 days but who needs food when you are making dat nft money.

[lostmarble]

Fascinated by the decision to create a fixed number of cards. Of course the game can't compete with other digital card games, there's literally not enough cards available to support that many players.

[mrZocker]

"Ten thousand ai generated characters. WOW" and then this simple blank stare zoom. love it. and love your humor. keep it up and keep using these zooms

[CalvinChikelue]

“Sucks” is an absolute understatement for that crypto dance. Expecting players to jump through so many hoops for the sake of buying into your TCG is genuine lunacy