GENIUS Battery Hack to Save You on Exams!!

[joniii_]

*proceeds to get kicked out of the test for bouncing batteries on the table*

[DoktorTaiko]

That's about as useful as being prepared for a German Giraffe trying to steal your sandwiches

[gabedarrett]

Me who has a TI-84 with a lithium ion battery:

[ravendoesntupload]

Ah yes! I hate when my calculator batteries fall into pile of random dead batteries. 😂

[Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Can't wait to be in this hyper specific situation guys

[googleitlol]

This feels like the start to a question I’d be answering on an exam

[serenahiggins]

A similar thing happens to giraffe dung. When one of my giraffes has been running more and their energy is spent, their bowel movement is more dense and actually bounces when it is passed.

[augustasda]

That's as useful as knowing that Giraffe has purple tongue

[lory]

Just use a car battery. Hook it up to your calculator’s alternator and bam! You’ll never have to worry about dead batteries again.

[nicolajnielsen]

I swear, the day my calculator runs out of batteries, the world ends.

[ravnji]

This just happened to me the other day! Unlucky for me that this didnt get released earlier.

[LOLonHere]

The lore to this is that this math "test" actually lasted so long that other participant's calculator batteries ran out and had to replace them. Of course, lacking time, they just threw them on the floor which is why a lot of dead batteries lay there like that dead battery they are.

[GilchristMcGill]

It also works to smack the calculator. At least it will last till the end of the exam.

[bluejay]

That was a very elaborate scenario to get your point across. And I respect that

[_tyris]

damn scientific calculators and their AA’s

[llamasandgoats]

Thank you so much, I'll always be able to get my test in on time now 😌

[PBandJ]

Me: *starts dropping batteries*
Everybody else at the nuclear power plant: 💀

[orangedeveloper]

This will definitely help me with trying to reuse dead batteries.

[iPod]

My question is why you have a pile of dead batteries on your floor

[godd_]

I bet that if a giraffe gets a sore throat it really hurts