z Alphabet lore #Vore

[MyChannelIsYearsAgo]

Z: hey! Watcha doin? With my belly?

Me: i have a bat and combat knife

[Tysm_for_k_subs]

Bro got the whole squad blushing💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
















*Blushes*

[wjestqu]

The plot! (no way real lore of drunken cat nighty-night? 😮😮)
Mae Borowski w o k e s up at night at 23:12 AM. Mae decides to make sure she looks appropriate for the party. Mae checks her laptop for more роrn to c*m on. Mae asks her friends about the party. Mae looks in the mirror to insult herself to not look appropriate at all costs. Mae is not confident. Oh cwap theyr here!
The party 😮😮🍺🍺🍺BEER?!!! 🍺🍺🍺oh god no...
Gregg and Mae argue about her being smort.
Omg the party😮
Mae drinky drink a cup of yellow рее(AKA beer) and then complains about the bitter taste.
Mae talks to Bea without... Any reason?... (ok already awkward, dont you think?)
Mae looks at the ground for no reason (no way😮😮)
Mae talks to Gregg0rz and Angus and realizes Cole's here (😮) and she is nervous and they talk about a diss track she wrote on Cole after their breakup
Mae asks Gregg0rz and Angus about a background buddy playing guitar and Angus wants to seek 4 the song on Shazam and Mae calls Angus "big guy" (ok, i think the dгug started to kick in), which wasnt very nice.
Mae is still nervous to talk to a _handsome guy_ and she decides to get drunk even more with another cup
Mae compliments the party to Bea and hits up the bong.
Mae still complains about beer bitter taste (kinda nerdy🤓)
She talks to Cole- _handsome guy, _ yea, _handsome_ guy.
Mae says every nostalgic memory to Cole, but when he mentions his girlfriend, Mae goes like "dawg wth is wrong wit u brhh😾😾"
Mae decides to go hit up the bong again(shes crazy i swear)
Mae snorts up some beer with her cat nose. (spoiler:should've not done that 🙂)
Mae is very tipsy and just overall, drunk(this time for real 😮)
Mae cant talk to Cole(skill issue)
Mae cant snort beer anymore.
Mae sits on a tree stump.
Tree stump is too cold so she cant sit on it anymore
Mae tries to talk with Gregg0rz, but her words are scrambled because she drunk and Gregg0rz goes like:"Yoo mate u good?"
Mae thinks Gregg0rz is an angy. (goddamnit mae)
Mae NOW thinks that Gregg0rz is cute (GODDAMNIT mae)
Gregg0rz(thankfully) declined Mae's unwell option of being lovers
Mae tries talking with Bea but she already sees that Mae snorted up some beer multiple times and is drunk
Mae thinks that its why they came here
Bea declines and tells that she has to drive
Mae reveals that she is a tomfoolery and has no driving leisens (thats some srs TOMFOOLERY in here i see!) and is happy about it because she has a not-really sober mind
Tipsy Mae comes up to Gregg0rz and Angus to reveal the abusive dad secret OMGGG LORE! THE LORE!!! 😮😮😮 THE LORE OPEN THE BEER CANS
Sawwy OnO, back to the plot.
Mae comes to Bea and the dude shes talking to seems to suffer 3rd stage dementia
Mae comes to Angus and Gregg0rz. Angus is worried about Mae, ao they both suggest her to sit on the tree stump becuz its cold🥶🥶🥶
Mae does just that.
Cole comes up to Mae and Mae (again) does an uh-oh and pronounces his name incorrectly. Again.
Cole gawt FLABBERGASTED! 😮😮😮
Mae(due to being drunk) commits nerdy by telling him the exact time without looking on her watch! (AKA 2:56 am)
Cole says the reason he injected a роrn virus onto Mae's laptop
Mae (due to snorting up some beer with her cat nose and due to not understanding A SINGLE WORD because she starts to taste colors and is generally woozy) tells him to shut up
Cole cant understand her becuz he doesnt know shes drunk
Mae tells about the girl at the video outpost "too" (holy сrap, what a circus unraveling!)
Mae compliments Cole.
Mae lied. Bad kitty!
Mae gives top 10 reasons to hate pizza tower and ascends
Mae is now just screaming at everyone in the party about how she hacked fortnite to have infinite v-bucks
Mae becomes sssniperwolf for a split second (AKA promises to do a crime to Cole and promises that the cops wont find his body)
*N I G H T M A R E E Y E S .*
Gregg0rz is just a goober and just goes "WOO new nickname in fortnint!!!1 🦊🦊🦊WUT DOEZ THE FOX SAY?!🦊🦊"
Mae doesnt appreciate Gregg0rz' nickname choice because she is still tripping on beer-induced psychedelics.
Bea gives last warning that shes gonna delet maes roblox account😮😮😮
Mae goes like "FUК DIS SCHOOL"
Gregg0rz is still a goofy geezer and goes like "OH HELL YEAH, IM IN!🦊🦊🦊🦊Mae, tell me the noise that a fox says!🦊🦊🦊🦊go play demontower lolz XDD🦊🦊🦊"
Mae complains about goobers those go to school (i agree with her, I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT GOOBERS GO TO SCHOOL, WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT ;-;)
Angus tells that she is close enough to puking because she cant stand still on the stump
Mae reveals her PTSD to a random statue of a bird that she met in fortnite and she made Mae chug some cough syrup and later jump into an open window in school as a prank
Mae keeps insulting herself ;-;
Mae is saying popular movie phrases because she can see aliens and more psychedelics
Mae revealed that shes sad at home. So sad.
Mae 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮close ur mouth throw away the key🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐)
Mae is mysterious... Or shes just witnessing more psychedelics.
Maes sick to death
Mae asks Cole about her T9 induced garbage she spew out during her last stream of fortnite when she had seizures when she gawt sniped by IshowSpeed. (holy sh¡t, holy fuсking sh¡t.)
Cole apologizes for upsetting Mae
Mae just witnesses some REALLY hard psychedelics and spews out some sh¡t.
Gregg0rz just cheers "WOOOO! KEEP SPEWIN' SНIT, POSE 4 THE FANS!!! 🦊🦊🦊🦊im a gay fox🦊🦊🦊🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
OH GOD
Mae is puking. The puking of Mae. (11:33 btw)
So sad :(
Mae wakes up in Bea's car😮😮😮
Mae apologizes to Bea(spoiler alert really long😮)
Mae suffers stage 4th dementia forgetting that Beas mom is dead
Mae crying ;-; (13:44)
Mae goes to sleepy sleep after a rough and embarassing night.

Honestly, 10/10 blockbuster. The ending touched me deeply to the heart ;-;









DISCLAIMER!!!
COLE DONT BEAT ME UP PLZ CHAT.. UH.
U- CHAAT CHAT PLZ DONT BEAT ME UP, PLZ, FORGIVE MY DUMB JOKES ABOUT MAE OK IM SORYY HELPME NOO NOT THE CLAWS I DIDNT MEWN TO SAY THAT UH... UH- MAE- THE PLOT I WROTE ISNT ACCURATE TO INGAME ONE PLZZZ NOOO DONT BEAT ME UPPPP THE PAIN ITS NO NOT THE CLA-

[xylzeue]

That's why I hate alphabet lore bc of how cringe it is