The Best Shower Thoughts EVER #2

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[tystephens]

“If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers hasn’t decreased.” That is, unless you ARE a murderer

[OneDot]

I am so used to being ignored that both compliments and insults stick out to me

[XN_starboy]

“Does anyone actually remember the last few minutes before they went to sleep?”
Yeah, I was closing my eyes and I fell asleep in my bed

[tzunknown]

"No matter how good guy you are, you are bad person in someone's story ".
Hades : i can confirm that one

[konodioda]

"if you kill a murderer the number of murderers hasn't decreased" kill 2

[Boyan_Bonchev]

If you are already a murderer and you kill another one it decreases.

[jacintheisabeltimajo]

If you murdered ONE murderer then it hasn't go down, but if you killed MANY murderers then the percentage of murderers has went down

[pythonnino]

If a murderer kills a murderer the number has decreased

[risingphoneixrot]

"if you kill a killer the number of killers hasnt decreased" sounds like some shit said to frank castle before he put a hole in someone

[smon_wh_isnormal]

Technically if you kill multiple murderers it does go down

[Spider-Man_Real]

“If you kill a murderer the number of murderers doesn’t go down”
Me: “kill 2”

[SpicyInk]

"If you kill a murderer the number of murdereres hasn't decreased"
Murderer: person who commited multiple deaths

[-TheEnigma]

I never get compliments, so both stick out

[superdogisepicallycool]

"Can anyone rember the last few minutes of sleep"
Me: I remember seeing nothing

[meamagic]

Guess I'm a guy then
I helped someone the other day, and she called me a queen. My heart jumped in joy so high I thought I was gonna fly.

[twistedfries]

Six: you don’t eat the green part in a slice of watermelon

“ I Have left the chat.

[loleipawsolo]

"if you kill a murderer the numbers of murderer doesn't decrease"
*Doom music intensifies*

[autumnvelkoz]

"If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers hasn't decreased."





Can't relate

[spence]

"If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers hasn't decreased."
If he's a serial killer then technically the number of murderers has gone up.

[konstantintunic]

"If you kill 2 murderers the number of murderers decrease by 1"