If Videogames Were More Realistic (Compilation)

No fly lists, monkey incest, and Professor Oak banging your mom. Probably best the games are as they are.

Geek out with us...

[FuzzyStripetail]

Dr. Robotnik's golden idea of tricking Sonic into eating those enticingly delicious gold-plated lead rings thus resulting in Sonic slowly dying from contracting lead poison ran rings around all of the other contraptions he created with the purpose of defeating Sonic.

[AuRoaraAnimations]

“oh god, why arent these feral wild animals lining up for individual battles?”

-That was hilarious 😂

[starburst]

Fun fact, the space pirates tried to reverse engineer the morph ball, and all the test subjects died horribly, so it is a realistic outcome for everyone besides samus and the chozo.

[ryangainey]

"Honestly, a history of incest explains a lot." This paired with the facial expressions gets me every time

[alangivens]

3:44 You know, I think spraying urine on stuff is probably the most normal thing that you can do.

[miksterias]

6:40 Link’s health bar flashes with every chest compression

[williamzeo]

Silly Dorkly, "huh neat" never lost their shine.

[AssortedGarbage]

4:30 both the voice acting and the character movements are incredibly well done here

[jadetealaaron]

"You goddamn molestasaurus Rex"
Is still funny to me

[g-burtfred]

Missed a "huh, neat" opportunity at 7:33. Sonic should've helped Robotnik, but backs away and says, "Naw, heat!"

[mattiekarwin]

Actually Samus could fit into the morph ball uninjured realistically. Contortionists are fuckin' wild

[owengonzalez]

“Were… were you just in my mom’s room?”
She doesn’t have a room. They were in the kitchen.

[ryanschwartz]

3:34
Okay, the Archie Sonic comic did demonstrate that Knuckles and other echidnas came from eggs, but even then, that should just be limited to female echidnas (i.e. Knuckles' mother).

[genreproductions]

“Hello, in today’s documentary we’re going to walk you through how realistic video games get”

[dukeemuekpere]

My favourite part is Sub Zero's reaction to that punch. Also, a plumber probably can't replace a good old doctor.

[enigmatic]

I still can't get over how they said "flame blast" instead of fire blast.

[manoftheusajones]

That's what Samus gets for wanting to be a Transformer!

[thegamerator]

"You really think I can afford infinite gold rings?!"

But... infinite gold rings costs the same price as infinite lead rings.

[gracieisback]

2:48 "Huh. Maybe a mute child, who has never seen battle of any kind, isn't the best candidate to go on a giant adventure. Anyways, i'm gonna go lay eggs in his brain"

[The-Rguy]

Kong is just their version of Jones or Smith very common last name but still a solid joke