r/Itemshop | this banana will END you.

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[insertusername]

"Storm that is approaching" is a chair that stood unmoving in a tornado/heavy rain. Someone added "stron that is approaching" music from DMC to that clip.

[BinglesP]

The banana at the start deadass looks like one of those really big cases they have for prescription glasses. You know, the ones with the velvet insides that make that really satisfying opening/closing sound. But yellow and brown with a stem.

[WilburJaywright]

6:58 I think what this is referring to is a video where a huge storm is ripping through a suburban area, and almost everything is flying away, _except _*_THIS ONE LAWNCHAIR_* that is bolted to a concrete foundation, or an invisible angel is sitting in it.

[batterupman]

3:57
I actually remember this. It wasn't a variant of fruitcake or anything actually edible. You got the tin, and then you got a plush of a unicorn inside of the tin. It was dismembered with cartoon 'steak' or 'meat' on the cuts, with the red and the round, white bone.
I don't remember if you could put it back together, but I feel like you might have been able to.

[phillipjones]

6:24 i heard that as "that's a way to die" instead of "that's a weighted die" and honestly both fit

[ducktapejay]

The chair is a reference to the most recent Devil May Cry game. Vergil just waits at the top of a tall ass plant to try and kick your ass and it’s joked that he sat in one of those chairs. The “I am the storm that is approaching” is a line from Vergil’s battle theme.

[chobies]

14:09 Explanation for Lexi

Chancla is sandal/Flip Flop in Spanish. Cinturón is belt in Spanish. Latino parents use both to hit their kids. Combining them would be more painful.

[spidineer]

I remeber I once named a pet in warframe Glonk the Chonk because he had 5000 effective hp(some playable characters often don't even reach the 1000s in hp), he was this goofy little robot and I still have him. was one of my best picks before the pet rework a few months back. Seeing the "glonk, does absoultly nothing and dies" just reminded me of the pet robot I made with the same name

[ZNEONZ]

0:42 the format is day/month/time(in 24h, apparently, they did it different at my McDonald's.) The time is actually the most important one, because those are the pies, they have to be thrown out after a few hours in their little hot machine, hence the time sticker.

The salads and a few other pre-prepped foods also get those stickers! Hope this helps!(God knows my time in McHell did wonders for my "sanity")

[mawi]

11:06 fun fact that coin isn't fake, it won an internet contest for a unique design

[srejuboyd]

2:50 "Popcorn frag grenade" is the greatest thing I've heard all day

[spookcat-]

I hope you get better soon Lexi! It's always a delight when you're narrator✨

[milksheihk]

4:51 if those cabinets aren't built in & you are pretty invested in saving the plates you could pull the cabinets away from the wall & carefully lay them on their back before opening.

[krourou]

3:40 I’m sure someone’s already mentioned this, but el wiwi is a very tiny cat. Los wiwis are _three._

[michaeljohnson]

8:53 they had to say something like that in order to sell that chair because the real reason it looks like that is whoever owned it usually sat in it naked and the oils from their body stained it.

[Delta-V-Heavy]

14:25 but Lexi, you're already a girl! :-)
As euphoric as I'm sure taking some magic transformation potion like that would be, it couldn't truly make you any more of a girl than you already are.
Best wishes, Lexi, and happy holidays to all who celebrate!

[gamer]

2:59 "Popcorn Frag Grenade" is also another good band name. O-O

[tuca]

A new emkay video is out: 😮
Its r/itemshop: 😲
Lexi is narrating: 😍

[SSBFreak]

The Itemshop videos make me wish I knew the first thing about DM'ing Dungeons and Dragons because half of these things would make for hilarious antics in homebrew sessions, especially as "Quest Rewards".

[vendorfrostblood]

7:03 EmKay casually forgetting one of the most motivational memes (DMC 5, jokes about vergil sitting on that exact chair, not sure what's the source of that unless it's that video about this same chair staying still during strong wind and thunderstorm, with Bury the Light in bg of course)