'I'm Taking My Fat Ass Home'- Lynne Koplitz - Full Special

Lynne Koplitz recounts her experiences with LA diet culture, having a boyfriend of five years and trying to recall what Jesus would do in Manhattan.

Original airdate: April 29, 2005

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These half-hour specials showcased some of the best up-and-coming comedians of the moment. The show was a pivotal stepping stone for many of today’s stand-up stars, including Dave Chappelle, Patton Oswalt, Amy Schumer, Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Hart, Zach Galifianakis, Dane Cook, Bill Burr, Wanda Sykes and Maria Bamford

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[zombi]

so I think this is almost 20 years old now? Just so the people here who never heard of her know, she's about 55 now. Her last special I think was called "Hormonal Beast" in 2017, it's pretty good.

[bradleypariah]

So beautiful. Like a cross between Cindy Crawford and Lori Loughlin.

[abbyhawk]

So many teenage memories unlocked rewatching this all these years later. Still a great special!

[EvesRevenge]

Grapes aren’t food, they cleanse my palate, from my Big Mac in order to eat my Fish Filet! Lmbo! 😂

[scottthomas]

I just watched this the first time now. The second she spoke I thought this chick's bipolar.... and I love it! lol

[themightysquid]

I could watch her do stand up for a long time. Her humor is also great.

[littlefurnace]

Lmao my brother and i first watched this Presents when it came out in 2005, and we have been quoting it back and forth to each other for the almost 20 years since. Really happy to see it here!

[_Error__Goodbye]

I watched this when it first aired on Comedy Central, classic stand up that takes me back. Watching it now, I was actively counting how many things she was saying/talking about that literally couldn’t be in a cable stand up skit these days. I did this at first without even realizing it, then caught myself counting and was like “what am I doing?”. I find myself doing this all the time when rewatching old stand up, or, funny stand up as I call it lol. Oh how far we’ve fallen 😂🙈

[nougan_gamer]

Wow, I didn't know Cindy Crawford did standup comedy 😜🤪😁

[JAHWH]

I am glad I found her backwards. Really fun seeing her early stuff last. She's really rad.

[simila]

she's got great timing and original.

[vibin_psilocybin]

I used to have this special on my iPod Video like almost 20 years ago, ive been looking for her ever since!!! Couldnt remember her name! Used to watch this all the time. Thank you algorithm for bringing it back into my life! It used to be free on iTunes

[johnnysanchez]

Lynn is very intelligent! Which makes her such a great comedian! Yhe good comedians are intelligent.

[yixcfsi]

“I go down on the nana and wink at the man” 😂😂😂

[Howsyermomandnem]

I’ve only seen Hormonal Beast and I LOVED IT.

[joshpetit]

She’s hilarious I’ve never heard of her, will be looking her up for more

[giareneeble]

If Cindy Crawford and Eva Mendez had a baby and Lori Loughlin was the surrogate (I know that’s not how surrogacy works but she also looks strikingly similar to Aunt Becky)

[Zonker]

I loved Comedy Central Presents back then... downloaded the series. NEVER saw her before... which is a shame, I liked her a lot.

[yungspencnation]

Walking down the street sucking a lollipop 🍭 bit was hilarious 😂

[dawnjones]

I wasn't expecting that voice. It's weird cos che looks just like a young Cindy Crawford