People Share Their Worst Poop Stories

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[FrosteeFour]

In the thumbnail I thought Kate was trying to conceal her identity or something lol

[hatrickane]

When you reach a Buzzfeed video on YouTube, that means it really is time to go to sleep....

[sonny]

the usage of the word SIMMER was excellent and also horrible

[SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I’ve evolved to the point where I don’t have to poop

[tippib]

Mine's not even about MY poop. I was 17, wearing a borrowed wool coat, and a girl on my speech & debate team asked me to go to the bathroom with her because we were in an unfamiliar place away from home. She proceeded to take the loudest and most explosively STANKY poop excepting a Civil War dysentery sufferer. The fumes permeated my hair, my clothes, my borrowed coat. I hosed that coat down with perfume before I gave it back, but it just smelled like Liz Claiborne and sewage.

[corteiz]

That’s some crappy content. All pun intended.

[paoladominguez]

My story is one time I need to poop and my poop felt like I was delivering a baby I couldn’t sit down for a week

[alexstanley]

Dude running and having to poop is no joke. I don't really have a horror story, but there have been multiple races I've participated in where I'm running after I finish to the bathroom because I have to poop SO bad

[stephaniebeffanie]

When you have IBS, this just becomes a regular part of your life. One time I had an ibs episode while I was driving on the highway and it was so painful. I did my best to get off an exit and make it to a gas station but it hurt so bad I could barely focus to keep driving. It was stabbing pains. So I pulled over and pooped behind some trees. It was awful. And then I went to a Wendy’s where I cleaned up in the bathroom and threw away my underwear. I haven’t felt truly clean since that day.

You’re welcome strangers of the internet.

[oscarthegrouch]

This is amateur hour. I literally feel like this video was made for me. Let me tell you a thing. You come here for poop, I'll give you poop. I have a disability that centers around the digestive system. It affects everything from one end to the other (to put it nicely). Basically, I have zero control over my bowels. I have pooped at every store I have ever been in and broken the toilet at those places at least once. Sometimes the toilets actually needed replacing. Do you know the shame of the old flush and rush? Of having to tell a line of people behind you not to go in that one? Because I do. Do you know how it feels to sound like a 1987 Peterbilt semi truck when you pass gas? Because I do. And I have to do it in public a lot. There is nothing quite like being at a restaurant and having every patron suddenly go silent and stare at you because you just made a sound that should never, under any circumstances, come out of a human. Did I mention I can't tell when I have to go? I don't have that feeling until it is past too late. Lucky me. I might only be 23, but I go like a 90 year old who has been hitting the prunes too hard. Luckily, I am currently working on getting some surgeries to improve all of this, but it is going to take a while. At this current stage, it has gotten so bad that I have had to drop out of college. (I do plan on going back when I can.) Essentially, I had to drop out of college because my pooper is faulty. If that isn't sad, yet also hilarious, I don't know what is. I don't blame you if you find this whole situation kind of funny because, honestly, I do too (and I have to live the horrors of it). It is either laugh or cry at your pain, right? If you could, wish me luck on my future surgeries (or pray for me, if you are religious). Every little bit of positivity helps.

[madisonjolie]

i’m so glad i saw this, i’ve known people who’ve had these experiences, i’ve been with people through these experiences, and i’ve had them. it’s makes me so relieved knowing that stuff like this happen to everyone and that we’re all human

[alesiarichards]

*Sits on toilet*
Oof let’s see what we can watch..
*sees this*
Uhh this is perfect for this occasion..

[Radiantglow]

There was a time that I was sick and I threw up and had diarrhoea at the same time it was disgusting

[btillie]

When i was like 7, I was in the gym and had to poop really bad but the gym coach always gave people a hard time about going to the restroom (and i was a huge goody two shoes so i hated going back and fourth with staff) so i tried to hold it in but i couldn’t anymore so i asked if i could go and she of course gave me a hard time about it but eventually she let me go and while i was basically running to the bathroom i popped my pants😂 it was so bad and i was so embarrassed so i just went back to the gym and didn’t say a word then we went to the cafeteria and this boy was like (ew something stinks) so then i broke down crying, told the teacher, and we had to call my mom to bring some clean clothes 😭 when i went back to the cafeteria the same boy was like “you farted didn’t you?” and i was just like “lol nopeee😂”

[nicktokar]

I've got a pretty bad poop story...
When I was about 10 or 11, I went to some corn maze with a few of my friends and there were no bathrooms nearby and the sensation struck without warning. So I scout for the most secluded area of the corn maze and try to hide as best I could so nobody could see me and I dropped my pants in the corn maze and took a dump. Seeing as how there is no toilet paper just lying around in a corn maze, I had to improvise, so I grabbed some corn leaves and did my best to clean myself with that. That was not a fun time in my life.

[samyyahmuhammad]

Kate(3:53) We all have a terrible poop story.
Me: Naw sis, you on your

[ryorickey]

my worst one was being sick in a mall in Harbin, China and the only western toilet stall was taken so i had diarrhea over a squatting toilet, being inexperienced due to this being my first time in Asia, i did not sit far enough over the squatter...

[haydenmary]

Mostly Every poop is a bad poop when you have✨undiagnosed IBS✨

[harellzi]

My worst story. Pooping my pants in kindergarten because I didn’t want to use the toilet there

[shaygirard]

Okay here is one that happened to me, so I was playing at the park. I go down the slide, right? And there was SOMEONE ELSE'S POOP!!!! and I slid down the slide and I realised *OH MY GOD I JUST SLID IN SOMEONE ELSE'S POOP!!!* then we had to WALK home because my grandpa didn't have a car. I was so terrified and when we went home immediately and I threw them clothes away!!! That still sticks with me till this day 😂😂😂