Hankey Posts Trump’s Bond | Truth Social Stock Woes | Lara Trump vs. Beyoncé | Cicadas Are Coming!

A subprime auto loan magnate helped Donald Trump post a $175M bond in New York, Truth Social’s stock price tanked in its first week of trading, RNC co-chair Lara Trump dropped a country song the same day Beyoncé released “Cowboy Carter,” and Stephen does the math on an upcoming plague of trillions of cicadas.

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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

[DissectGibberish]

"Think about Trump--then gag." EXACTLY! 🤣🤣🤣

[stephanieadams]

"Think about Trump....then gag.". 😂😂

[ChandlerSomborac]

"It's possible to have a voice that even Auto-Tune can't fix!".😂😭💀👏

[kayellai]

I am fedup of the double standard justice system.

[annjohnson]

"Think about Trump, then gag!" You got that right!!!!

[MuslimBeard]

Why won't this guy just go to jail already? What kinda world do we live in where a clear criminal not only dodges justice, but is potentially reelected as leader of the free world?

[stoppinlook]

Hankey Pankey... like the rhyme ... really funny. Truth Social losing money made me smile even wider.

[seandockery]

Posting pictures of somebody’s daughter especially to crazy people and especially in the context of how trump did it should warrant jail time. That’s disgusting and it must be irrelevant to the case. How is that not illegal

[MirSturgeon]

Thank You Stephen Colbert, for all the laughs! We are all so stressed about trump, you keep it real!!

[Opus]

Donnie should be locked up! Anyone else would be rotting in prison...

[TerriJansma-dngo]

Why isn’t he escorted out of the courtroom and put in jail for violating the gag order? Then he can either at contempt of court charges or sit his fat butt in jail.

[thoughtsintime]

Waking up way over here in India to Colbert and TDS is always a great start to my day - I don’t care about any of the content as it’s a world away but it distracts me from our own shit show. Reminds me we’re not the only ones up. 😂

[darylcarr]

I'm not as pissed off about Hankey posting Trump's bond as I am over Trump getting a $300M DISCOUNT for that bond.

[tenisviejos]

This was a SOLID monolog. Congratulations to the writers and Steven 😂😂😂

[girlfromthebronxbywayofelb]

I absolutely voted in today's primary. Always vote all the time!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

[EagerJackrabbit-wyzn]

Lock him up with no bond. Let him wear his golden sneakers and give him his bible so hell have something to read

[andrewfrazer]

He should be in jail with Peter Navarro on their green bay sweep game plan

[davemail]

Stephen! You (and your talented writers) put a big smile on my face this morning. Thank you! 😂

[wailinburnin]

Writers did a great job on this one and showcased Colbert’s physical humor, close, good team, inspiring.

[CatherinePrice-pzid]

Truth social was always a hollow echo chamber of Dumpy's ravings. I really laughed when it got shut down during the State of the Union address.