Ike picks between “food” or “tortoise” 😳🐢

It was an easy choice for ike 😂🐢

#Shorts

[LaminatedPigeon]

Ike’s got a girl and his homie feeding him while he gets some wow time

It’s a good life

[AbyssDuelist]

That's the fastest I've ever seen a tortoise run😂

[albestri]

“You hungry buddy?”

“No, it’s wow time”

[tartagliaduck]

"You want food Ike?"

Ike:i want ass
*becomes Usain bolt*

[ThreeLeggedBear]

What a wingman, making sure he stays hydrated and fed while WOWing

[zealotoftheorchard]

"Im not hungry, im thirsty"

[Emily_Charley]

Ike sure does love doing the deed with Damia. Plus he knew you'd follow him with the food so he can have both at once

[terriseaton]

I feel like I shouldn’t be watching this intimate moment.

[NikkiBdraws]

People who think tortoises are slow haven't seen Ike make a booty call. 🤣

[zitrotruth]

I love how he looks back and forth, like he's in a hurry to decide because she's on the run

[BraydenB]

The way he looked back and fourth between the food and her😭😭

[Ashchu]

"Is that good buddy?"
"WHOAUHW"

[heynicax]

The realization when he said "ohhhh" 😆

[devir]

This dude is literally living his best life.

[kellipyle]

He was like “if I don’t chase after her now I won’t get some later!“ 🤣😂

[brandonyoung.]

Ike: doin his thing
Her: starts eating
Ike: "wow"

[mrchrissy]

Everyone: tortoises are slow

Ike when he sees his wife: 🏃🏃🏃

[manjusrighosh]

"You hungry buddy?"
Ike: I AM HERE TRYING TO SAVE MY SPECIES AND U ASKIN IF I AM HUNGRY??!

[evanderkonstabel]

I swear man he's always mating. Man like what the hell😅

[jmp]

The quick head glance and sprint over is what got me 😂😂😂
He was like, "Yeah I'm hungry, hungry for something else 😏"