The Total Depravity Tracker

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This is satire (obviously) from the comedic mind of @YourCalvinist Keith Foskey

[BasementBerean]

Plot twist: Irresistible grace is behind a paywall.

[GogakuOtaku]

I want my alarm to just be a rooster crowing. After all, it worked for Peter

[robdickinson]

Yes I absolutely need R.C yelling WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU at me a couple of times a day.🤣🤣🤣🤣

[BirdieSenpai]

Pastor Keith, your comedic ability is proof of God's love for the world.

[kristinazubic]

“What’s wrong with you people?” would be a good ringtone, ngl.

[Lichcrafter]

Hey brother, if you love Jesus, you're going to get the Total Depravity Tracker

[kaleblam]

I just got the app, it’s good. Especially the part where even THINKING about watching the “acolyte” was akin to murder

[deannaprince]

Here, take my $$$. Need this NOW. I'm staying up late the night before church. I need to know how badly I've sinned if I oversleep tomorrow!

[bholwell]

It's easy to have bad experiences with Calvinists but guys like Gavin Ortlund (truth unites), Richard Ackerman (redeemed zoomer) and Keith Foskey with his light hearted comedy gold really evens it out ❤.

[mitchellryanguerra]

You're a legend! 😂 Your satirical stuff is so good

[Savedbygrace]

Fantastic! Oh how I would love to have those three gentlemen’s quotes as ringtones! What’s wrong with you people?!?! Priceless

[HarryMarsee-fwot]

You really made me laugh when you got to the Baptist. Ah, it really does take one to know one. 😂😂

[Kdubtru]

Finally a device Leighton will believe

[bravebarnabas]

Tracker says "Yes" 😂...I was eagerly anticipating Sproul.❤❤❤😂

[MoStBlEsSeD]

If you can't say Amen say ouch is the best ...GOD Bless brother Foskey

[bkelectricinc]

Ha….i need one for sure! I’m looking on the App Store now!😅

[KatieGarcia]

< insert meme of Fry from futurama waving a fist full of money here >

[darynbenson]

I love your comedic sketches man. Thank you. Oh, and hello from Morocco.

[joedariano]

I'm not a Calvinist, but I absolutely love this guy and this channel. Great stuff Keith!

[storehousegardens]

As a software engineer, I think I might write it.