How does that even happen?

[tristangeene]

Imagine every time you run for several years straight, you just hear the jiggling of a f*cking googly eye in your ear

[ryanreynolds]

When I was 4, my cousin put a bead in my ear. For years, I told my parents and they never believed me. They could never figure out why I would walk 4 steps and then fall to one side. Eventually, they did take me to the doctor who popped out a little white plastic bead. Now I can walk as many steps as I want lol.

[abiy]

My sister put a bead up my nose when I was four. It came out ten years later in COVID, when I had a very powerful, itchy sneeze-
She was there when I sneezed it out and 'didnt remember' shoving up my nose but my dad screamed at her for it because he remembered (just didn't say anything at the time).

[FloridaGardeningdiva]

Can you imagine the pediatrician every time they looked in that person's ear and there was an eyeball looking back at them.

[ThatTruthHurts]

When I was in 7th grade I stuck one of those felt tiny smiley face stickers teachers would put on our tests- into my ear. And it went so deep and I was too scared to tell anyone. It was so far down that even when my mom brought me to my drs for the massive ear pain I was having - none of them saw it 😂. I kept getting out on antibiotics. Some weeks later i got it out somehow. The PAIN pulling that thing out that I almost passed out.. I was so pissed I had such observant parents (this was 30 yrs ago) and i kept having to wait to find somewhere with a mirror where no one was gonna catch me shoving things in my ear to get it out. (My parents caught me shoving sharp things in my ear every time I tried and literally thought I needed to be put in a psych ward. So it took a while. I don’t know why I even felt the need to tell the world this.

[naomiwainwright]

My son put a tic tac breath mint in his ear and it molded. He wa a complaining about ear pain so I took him to the urgent care and they flushed out his ear. I swear there was an entire frigging moldy bush attached to a half dissolved tic tac that came out. Shocking how much can fit in an ear.

[A_Strange_Rat]

Probably one of those crafts where you make a lil dude with a toilet paper roll, colored feathers and googly eyes 😭

[MitrichunterMLBB]

My cousin was about 4 and every time she came around the family i would say she smelled like she was rotting, her breath was atrocious and if you took a clean hit to the face you might pass out. So one day after what seemed like weeks or months her mom brings her to my moms house because she was busy that day. I had to figure out wtf this smell was so me and my mom started in on her. “hey come here let me see your ear”, Hey open your mouth wide, can you open your mouth as wide as i can”, exclosure ( the girl was a MEGA BRAT so we were trying to check Nd see what was the issue without inciting a full on melt down of crying and blah blah which was usually over like ‘i want mcdonalds NOW’ or ‘i was playing with that toy 5 minutes ago so it is permanently mine now’)

So long story short we get her to tilt her head back and her left nostril is completely clogged and we become CERTAIN that she has something stuck up her nose and it had to be there for months. We told her mother about it that we are sure there is something very far up her nose. She took her to the doctors shortly after and BEHOLD there was a HUGE chunk of packing phone rammed into her pre frontal cortex. It had basically turned green and had started to rot her nasal cavity.

The smell was PUNGENT.

[christopheraustin]

My brother got a quarter stuck in his nose once so when he got back from the ER visit I thought it would be funny to put a dime in his ear when he was sleeping . He had to go back cause it fit perfectly and nobody could get it to come out 😅

[KristaKees]

When my son was to he got a hold of a pack of googly eyes and ate them. I called the hospital to see if I needed to rush him there. They said he would pass them on his own and it would not hurt him. It was the weirdest thing in the world to see googly eyes come out in his poop!

[mikelouis]

Ask me about when my daughter was 4 and ear pearls...11 ear pearls.

[melissawilson]

My youngest put the play button from a remote in his ear. That was a fun E.R. trip. Still have the button in a jar

[snoopsmilovale]

When i was in elementary i would put the #2 pencil erasers in my ear & one got stuck & when it finally came out i told myself "dont do something stupid like that again" & i did 😭. i did it again & i stopped after that because i was crying 😭

[ivanatrip]

I had to go to the ER when I was 4 y.o. to have a googly eye removed from my ear.

[elayneklug]

I put a pea up my nose when I was like, 3. I couldn't blow my nose & it started to stink, mom took me in & dr took it out.

[BlueEyedSoul]

B.S. Everytime you go to the pediatrician for a physical they would have seen it. 😂 That's hilarious though.

[myra-nd]

Thank God my kids never did that ! Scary enough having children without that sort of stuff going on !

[stacysu]

You mean to say the Dr. In all your ✔ ups never saw an 👁 staring back at him?

[IMjustAGirlInTheWorld]

My niece got a bud stuck up her nose when she was 2. He was a pot grower

[amandaparenteau]

Didn’t they ever get a physics in all those years?