I'M PRINCESS PROTECTION PROGRAM

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[monhi]

The popular boy just showing up to the bait shop at 7 am buying worms and heading immediately to school is one of the most subtlety hilarious plot oversights I’ve seen in awhile

[yawninglion]

I have always thought it was hysterical that the popular girl was so obsessed with becoming homecoming queen that she literally decided to hand Rosie over to the murderous dictator who took over her country. Like dang, that's actually legit evil and the movie doesn't really explore that.

[ko]

As someone who grew up in Louisiana, I can assure you that every 12 year old girl here loved this movie. We found it weird that it was so obviously not filmed here, but the lack of accent and such didn’t bother us. It was just nice to see Louisiana people on tv living normally and not as toothless hicks.

[ShockedLogic]

"The Princess is absolutely cracked, m'lord" had me in tears

[xXAcidBathXx]

I’m guessing that the answer to why there are so many princesses in the princess protection program is that they don’t just help princesses, but all noble women ( duchesses, ladies, countesses, queens, empresses, viscountesses, baronesses, marchionesses).

[meiguess]

As a Nigerian Prince trying to give away my fortune to women via email, can confirm that Danny is princess protection program. Thank you for all you do

[stopmakingsausage_eggandcheese]

The way Danny’s sticking with the “IM RADIO REBEL” title just with different Disney channel movies movies is commitment and I love him

[Satanhadapoint]

“You’re going to camp 😄 work 😐” killed me 😭😭😭

[spoonsclankingmenacingly]

Can we also talk about how her actual name was Rosalinda and the disguise name they went with was Rosey

[jasperjazzie]

as a princess greg i can confirm i'm being protected by danny

thank you danny

[wipeyourtearss]

“Imagine getting bullied so hard you got assassinated” had me crying

[dionemartins]

Funny how the hispanic main character princess has no accent, but the hispanic villain general has one...

[RagingBrachy]

He is such a princess protection program

[sairaaahmedd]

I feel like Danny isn’t really familiar with common Louisiana culture like going to school with a freshly purchased can of worms or having your homecoming dress delivered by your bus driver

[maciejczumaj]

Fun fact: the princess was good at bowling because it reminded her of her time in her homeland, mainly rolling the decapitated heads of peasants who dared to question the royal rule into their deattached limbs through her palace gate

[julianacuellar]

As a latina, "arroz con pollo" is like the LEAST FANCIEST MEAL anyone can ever prepare, lol. It's yummy, but not fancy at all

[ashlynvandergrift]

One thing about this movie that has stuck with me my whole life, is when the popular girl pours yogurt all over Rosie or something and Carter says 'they're making a fool out of you' and Rosie stands up, shoulders back and says 'I'm no fool. and she cannot make something out of me that I am not' and walks away with dignity. Iconic moment time to be sure.

[badmiracle]

i know it’s a disney channel movie with a budget of like $10 and it’s not that serious, but it’s so funny that the “transformation” demi’s character undergoes as she enters basically the most extreme form of witness protection is like…they curl her hair a little bit 😭

[chloehebert]

As someone from rural Louisiana, homecoming actually is a big deal to teenage girls. And foreign undercover princesses can expect to be exposed if it secures the homecoming queen position of another candidate. Those are just the rules here

[disguisedcentennial]

I’m surprised nobody, including Danny, is confused over why she was getting crowned Queen when both parents were still alive