The Orville. 500 Cigarettes

Scene from The Orville where Bortus and Klydon are introduced to cigarettes.

[Subzero_RaptorHalo]

Doctors in the 1930s when a patient has cancer

[thesmirkingwolf]

"I feel as if i have been standing my entire life, and I just sat down."

[alexsolomon]

good thing they never discovered chewing tobacco

[reubenrozeyt]

Mom: "we don't have money for food"

Also mom:

[Galimeer]

"Doctors reccomend smoking 2-3 cigarettes per day during pregnancy"
-Google AI

[AckzaTV]

one of the funniest scenes in the orville

[Sseal]

The homeless guy after I gave him 10 dolla

[MoonatikYT]

oh my god the full thing is even funnier than the meme version

[caspian]

The delivery on "Five. Hundred. Cigarettes." is fucking gold.

[brickshithouse]

Wait until they hear about fentanyl...

[gamermank]

I just counted them - its actually 461 cigarettes, they are 39 cigs short.

[omegasynth]

I kid you not, I NEVEr watched this before. I know NOTHING about Orville, but I've seen images of this meme around and Jesus Christ, the way he says "500 cigarettes" sounds EXACTLY like what I imagined. Like... uncannily so.

[christhedprotogen]

10 days later: F-FIF-FIFTY POU-POUNDS OF CRACK!

[chrisbilling]

Me and the homie post-nuclear war just vibing

[sdfkjgh]

_I would smoke 500 cigs, and I would smoke 500 more_
_Just to be the man who smoked 1, 000 cigs to fall down at your door!_

[sninctbur]

There are a lot of things I knew I'd do in this life, but watching aliens discover nicotine was not one of them.

[FRISKY_MANDINGO]

until just now... I thought this was Star Trek.

[phantomfacefinal]

Damn, that beam laced him with 503 cigarettes like it was nothing 😂

[Rytonic]

Imagine these two discovering marijuana

[ashefauxe]

0:14 Me whenever I see a nice smooth rock.