No Hit Sans

originally streamed on twitch:

[smilepassfilter]

No Hit is my best friend and he told me used Cheat Engine on this run. I can't hold it in any longer. I am so sorry. He told me while he was drunk. I asked him again while he was sober and he confirmed it. All of the moves in this video were pre-programmed (or something like that. I'm not too sure. He was drunk when he explained it). Now that I'm typing all of this out, I realize he has a drinking problem. I'm not shaming him. I'm just pointing out the obvious. Anyways, the eight years of guilt has caused my fingernails to fall off, my hair to fall out, my skin to go green, my eyes to grow big and black, antennae to sprout from the top of my now swollen head, and my spine to shrink. My arms and legs have atrophied as well. My rib cage has also collapsed. I could go on and on. The tips of my remaining fingers light up like bulbs. i can see in the dark. I can read Swahili. We're getting off topic. The point of this comment is that this Sans boss attempt (no hit) is cheated. He used Cheat Engine to pre-program all of his moves (or something to that effect. He was very drunk when he told me). My teeth are soft, my skin is rubber, etc. He. Is. A. Cheater. I can't keep it in. This information has been eating away at me. Along with the fact that I, without a shadow of a doubt, know that he drives drunk and I haven't told anyone or called the police or tried to stop him or anything of the sort. I thought that he was joking when he told me since we'd had a long night out on our company's annual pub crawl, but I saw it first hand. I saw the consequences of his actions. I was in the car with him when he drove over the median, killing a 28 year old woman and her 63 year old mother. I got a pretty bad case of whiplash. Not to mention the broken ribs and legs and skull and collarbone and shit. Not like it's my business or anything. And that's just the time I experienced it firsthand. He has told me of his other grisly exploits but I'd rather not get into such things in a YouTube comment. I talked to him about us going to AA together but he flat out REFUSED. I feared for my safety when he cocked his fist back and threatened to punch me in the face. I haven't brought it up since. I think this is a good segue into No Hit's cheating problem. I started writing this comment with the intent of only revealing the fact that THIS video is cheated. I have to get this off my chest. Every single one of his videos is cheated. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[tsukinoakuma]

Sans: *beats soul against the walls*
Nohit: *still has 56 HP*
Sans: ... shit.

[TheMGMjr]

This is what happens when you inject determination directly into your eyes.

[PerfectDarkly]

*You can feel your sins crawling away in shame.

[paradox]

We are watching a battle of no one hitting anyone.

Pretty neat

[OnEiNsAnEmOtHeRfUcKa]

Imagine how utterly mindfucked poor Sans must have been not being able to land a single hit.

A pretty hopeless situation when every single trick you've got amounts to nothing against a genocidal, world-threatening maniac - especially when you're supposed to be the last line of defense.

[CronosZxMkII]

" *My brother has never seen a human before so it would be cool if you kept pretending to be one* "

[Pizza_Is_Cool]

Sans had a pretty good No-Hit Run going, too.

Well, up until that last part...

[jennyvg]

I did a no-hit sans once...





That's right sans didn't get hit once

[drcoolcabbage]

Let's take a moment to consider just how absolutely terrifying this is from Sans' point of view.

You're facing someone who has destroyed your world, without reason and without mercy. They killed your brother, one of the only people you genuinely care about. They killed a robot who was designed specifically for dealing with this kind of threat. They killed your world's hero, someone literally called "The Undying."

And now it's your turn. You are the very last hope of stopping this monster. You are the last hope for not just what's left of your people, but for reality itself. You drop the nihilistic attitude, you throw every single thing you have at them, you are willing to fight them again and again and again for all eternity if you have to.

And you can't touch them. One. Single. Time.

[Ozitiho]

I like to think that the reason there was a pause after you finished because you had to celebrate for a moment.

[bombuniverse]

This is just 10 minuets of nobody hitting each other.

[splinkyz]

Sans: You're gonna have a bad time
Frisk: No, you're gonna have a bad time

[acetrainer]

>he gave Sans a bad time.

Knowing that someone beat Sans without taking a single hit fills me with DETERMINATION.

[Dzicozan]

2:00 Sans: "You gon get rekt"

3:20 Sans: "Wtf dude start taking hits

6:00 Sans "STOP EVADING MY ATTACKS"

6:50 Sans "FUCKIN NOOB YOU GOT HIT, HAHA... ha...ha..."

56/92

[QGonline]

0:48 I laughed harder than I should have

[godstroke]

I like how Sans goes like 6:10 GET HIT FOR ONCE ATLEAST FFS DUDE

[theodorehodbor]

I imagine Sans going "Why won't you DIE?!" at 6:02.

[virtuososam]

Toriel: " Now I see who I was really protecting by keeping you here... Not you, but them! "
Papyrus: " I still believe in you! You can do a little better! "
Undyne: " This world will live on! "
Mettaton NEO: " Guess Alphys should've worked more on the defence... "
Sans: " I'm going to Grillbys. "
ARE YOU KIDDING ME SANS!

[TheLoginatoR]

Sans: you're gonna have a bad time...
Chara: no u