Borderlands is the most abysmal creation in the history of our planet

Borderlands is a 2024 movie based off pretty fun games that was made by stinky doo doo heads

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[FramesOfNick]

Ive played borderlands on the switch im a real gamer

Also I should’ve included the point in the vid that what made tiny Tina’s inclusion in the games so funny is that she’s the only kid you see and she’s more insane than any of the other adults you talk to mostly so seeing kids in pandora is just like pointless

[GyroCannon]

Not surprised - they casted Kevin Hart, the short comedian, as Roland, the tall and professional soldier.
It was doomed from the start

[NemoIsSwimming]

they missed the chance to cell shade everyone with makeup, we've seen that it's possible with cosplayers

[linnhuman]

I was amazed that at the very least they couldn't even take advantage of the unique art style of the game, but simple cosplayers can nail the style on limited budgets lol.

[stesscott]

Fun fact did you know that the developers of Borderlands thought that they were making a Mad Max game until they realised driving mechanics sucked

[smoov_sonic]

don’t worry I know exactly what will fix this

a pre-sequel

[Probox-hnyf]

We found our new, Last Airbender, Dragon Ball Evolution and Artemis Fowl everyone.

[Dan]

I turned to my friend in the cinema after the opening narration didn’t even start with “so you want to hear a story” and said there’s no way this is gonna have any saving graces

[dvln_]

The first movie to make 40 Bordillion dollars, what a crowning achievement

[KyleOO]

With the rise of animated movies band wagoning off of Spider-Verse's art style, you'd THINK they'd go in that direction for a series like Borderlands. Like come on man :/

[masonauty]

I'm just glad they didn't try anything with handsome jack because they would've fucked him up so badly

[bleuuming]

Someone saw the amount of decent to good video game adaptations and said “That doesn’t sit right with me”

[stanley.le.crookshank]

honestly from a movie that advertises itself as being from the producers of uncharted and venom, you can already expect the level of quality at play here

[KingMoon]

The CEO of Gearbox is having a meltdown on twitter over the reviews lmao

[balzze]

Not only no loot, but they really dont ever interact with any Pandora wildlife. Skags are a staple and we see one(1)

[HapppyMann]

and to top it all off they even put the vault key upside down 😭

[pajamapantsjack]

A movie written by the same people who said “hey is this Ava character unlikeable? No she’s not keep her in”

[thebestdefence]

Thank god they didnt try and touch Handsome jack

[EnigmaticGentleman]

I kinda expected this when they first announced the movie. The games already act like their (mostly) horrendous humor is the main draw, and you just know studio executives will fixate on that instead of the good parts about the franchise.

[Pinkerton]

I just wanted to mention this but Borderlands was not made with Cel shading, it was made with Sobel Shading (Which is very similar outcome but fundamentally different process.)