What TOOL fans hear vs. what non TOOL fans hear

Time to troll tool fans again…. 😏

[kmfed]

We're having a Todd Brown summer!

[stupidthefish]

Let’s not lie: Maynard would sing the second one to fuck with people

[yeastofthoughtsmind]

Only true Tool fans understand the beauty of the Fettuccine sequence

[docscards]

I laughed so hard my wife woke up and told me to shut up and go to bed

[Analog_Being]

Knowing Tool, the second half is probably the true meaning of the song.

[Lattrodon]

Mans just played the same song twice like we wouldn't notice

[iGabSchiavon]

as a Tool fan I completely understand all the use of the Capuccino sequence

[Jsbjsk]

"Rest my balls amongst the ostrich"
I gotta start listening to these guys

[Gooberpatrol]

When you're happy you enjoy the music
When you're sad you understand the lyrics

[almalihaqurratufitria]

tuna salad hit the cervix


damn, that's so *deep*

[JeniOnly]

I was singing “beavers kissing, anal fisting, tuna salad, hit the cervix.” in the shower and I caught myself like WAIT WHAT 😭😭💀💀

[vivmiester]

That segment of lateralus is probably the hardest tool riff ever

[brandonglassock]

The lyrics you wrote for what non TOOl fans hear absolutely proves you are truly a fan. I am voting for your band to open for Tool if they tour next year.

[erenjaeger]

When he said “Tuna salad hit the cervix”… I felt that.

[danielmartin]

The captions : "Tuna salad hit the cervix"
My head "spiral out, keep going"
Oh god.

[Spandau-Filet]

Is it me or does “tuna salad, hit the cervix” make more sense than quite a few legit Tool lyrics..?

[fan_of_euler]

We do not just hear the song, *we experience riding spirals*

[worsel]

Man, that spiral out of control real fast.

[zekeautumns]

Tool fans hear a visualization of floating through fractal space talking to god

[sadcat]

For real though some Tool songs I have literally 0 clue what he's saying