What Do D&D Modrons Taste Like?

D&D has stat blocks for all their monsters, but taste is missing. We talk to the design team about what D&D monsters taste like.

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[imhereforanime]

Modrons taste the way an old dictionary at the library smells.

[noahblack]

I think that's an inspired answer 😂

[Lifad]

I have a theory. Modron first appeared in late 1983. The Styx song “Mr. Roboto” was released earlier that year, and one of the lyrics is the famously misheard “modern man”, which sounds a lot like “modron man”. Does anyone else think this could have been some loveably dorky in-joke the whole time? This has been bugging me lately and I would love to hear other people’s thoughts on this.

[sassytabasco]

I'm just glad we're getting around to the important questions here.

[Odintorr]

Escargot, all that work digging the meaty bits out. Escargot.

[mariaTorres-xvmi]

I feel because modrons are from the plane of lawful neutrality, they would be completely bland. Like a hard tofu

[demetrinight]

I would agree with Todd on the tasting like pennies, maybe nails. But I definitely like the answer she gave so much better.

[nealaikin]

Great answer. I would say depends on the motor on, this one tastes like Wonder Bread, goose grease and scrap metal. And that my friends is why Dungeons & Dragons is awesome, they're all right answers.

[morganfurnas]

The weird flesh part tastes like very chewy pork. For some reason

[mkdynasty]

Metal wrapped is a good alternative answer. Just sayin'

[tanyacohen]

No, modrons come in different flavours. Some taste like Werther's originals, others like pennies, and then are other flavours too. I'll stand by this to death.

[scottresch]

They tast like popcorn flavored jelly beans.

[allgomesareevil]

Chicken, at the end of the days everything tastes like chicken

[nealaikin]

Whatever your GM says they taste like, that's what makes Dungeons & Dragons such a great game, they're all right answers

[robtheeducator]

I will take werthers... I would then ONLY hunt Modrons.

[D.Jay.]

Depends on how you cook it, but brains taste a lot like calamari. Just saying

[LeBigsou]

Modron do not taste, they come from the plane of law and balance, there's no way they have a flavor. Either that or they taste like plain bread