All IPA Pulmonic Consonants and Vowels at the same time

I randomly thought of this idea, so I made it.

I did not record the IPA vowels, because vowels are weird and I have no idea how to say them correctly.

All vowels were recorded by Peter Isotalo at the UCLA Phonetics lab, and were uploaded to Wikimedia Commons with a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license.
No modifications were made.

[chroniconicon]

who knew that coughing was actually just every vowel at once!

[revvilo]

The experience of shift-clicking a villager trade

[appldot]

"All Open Vowels" sounds like a minecraft villager with a sore throat

[bruhfishguy]

imagine all clicks, that’d blow my eardrums away

[suomeaboo]

i like how there's a certain characteristic sound for each category

[thekickanoragm]

0:31 Me and bro at 3 am at the local Taco Bell toilet with explosive diarrhea after ordering a large Volcan Burrito 10 minutes earlier:

[selladore]

my sense of humor is broken and so are my ribs from laughing so hard

[NicolasManuelMirandaRomero]

When you say “nya~” you’re actually saying a very complicated yet achievable pronunciation consisting of all approximants at the same time, how intriguing I might say!

[dsihacks]

How can I pronounce this? I need to know for my next conlang.

[catflip]

Zombies at the mob grinder when I bring a sweeping edge sword

[omekapo]

villagers when you accidentally use sweeping edge on them

[maxifire]

POV: You groupped up all the pillagers and ravagers from a raid and killed them all with sweeping edge

[lilamjazeefa]

Interesting how this shows the cool ways that consonants actually alter the vowels that come after them

[tackontitan]

I don’t know why I was expecting but I’m definitely not disappointed

[MatesConElCarpincho]

the last ones sounded like the S A V E T H E M minigame

[NewLightning]

I like that when certain manner of consonant is pronounced they sound like a phone from that manner. Like how approximant sounded like "y" to my ear or the nasal sounded like "m"

[Geitungur]

You can hear that it's just that one guy who pronounced every sound on Wikipedia for... some reason

[topesimoes]

The all vowels sound was near jumpscare level

[cincypiper]

ngl, I think I heard every opinion ever had by mankind with some of those.

[sooowp]

love how we all immediately came to the minecraft villager conclusion