What In-Store Shopping Is Like Now

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[megangirl]

New retail worker guy has been smiling and not acting like a human
He should get a raise tbh

[froggod]

Yeah this is so relatable! Like how whenever I enter a store there is always a guy saying ”hello, this is a store”

[davinolson]

"You call your mom recently?"
"Yeah"
"How's she doing?"
"She's fine"
"Yeah she is"
That caught me off guard so much! 😂

[SharmClucas]

I've literally had the "email address" "No" "Okay but I need an email address" conversation before. My response was "No, you don't." but it was like they had something to prove. Eventually I just said "Look either pretend I literally don't have an email or I'll just leave without buying anything." Turns out I actually didn't need to give an email.

[grifftucker]

I think he nailed it. "They have now endeavored to become Inconvenience stores".

[InsertCreativeusername_]

You forgot the part when the cashier asks if the costumer would like to donate money to a children's hospital

[asterix]

This along with your pitch meetings is honestly my favourite comedy content on YouTube.

[StupidEdits]

The sheer unexpectedness of Ryan saying correct to a rorsharch test

[omgthisissoawesome]

The INTENSITY of Cashier Ryan when he said "Joey is the funniest Friend!" has me in stitches. And then the "would you still love me if I was a worm" absolutely wheezing

[Rhewin]

I worked at Sears in the last days of it being not 100% dead. Their obsession with the rewards program was insane. They wanted 95% of transactions to be rewards. They were literally writing people up over it. And yeah, they definitely wanted people to do the "that's ok, I just need your email" routine.

[teckmodia]

I love how the employee immediately rejects the possibility of a person genuinely having a lion as their spirit animal lmao so true

[ItsCrawdaddy]

I worked retail for like 8 years... This is accurate. Right down to the sniper. Love you, Steve 🙏🏻

[HarmonicWave]

I actually quit a retail job years ago because they required me to push the store credit card on customers, like literally walk around my department with a clipboard and credit application and ask random shoppers if they wanted to sign up. I was just working in the music/movie/software department, I wasn't even selling big stuff like computers, TVs, or refrigerators. A buddy from another department helped me get one sign up, had me put in my number on the form so I would get credit for it, but the next week I didn't get any so my supervisor was like "You got one a couple of weeks ago but none this week, so you must not be trying. Go home today, we don't need you, come back tomorrow" (day off without pay after I already showed up). I didn't stick around long after that.

[drollfurball]

2:31 As a guy who works at a grocery store.... yes. This is VERY TRUE!

[Seankichu]

As an introvert, this is exactly how I view all customer service.

[zom]

As a retail worker for a unspecified M named company this hits me on an emotional level.

I HATE HAVING TO ASK CUSTOMERS FOR THIS AND I ALSO HATE THE MANAGERS WHO CRITIQUE YOUR SCORECARD FOR ALL THE TIMES CUSTOMERS DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEOR PHONE NUMBER OR SIGN UP

[craig]

Thanks Ryan for one of the most bizarre sketches you've done. It make me do a massive chuckle.

[maxpowers]

This is too accurate. It's almost like the stores are trying to drive us away.

[TheBobLoblawLawBlog]

"Like if you were already a worm when we met or if you turned into a worm, cus- Wait I don't love you now!" together with the shocked gasp was what really got me. 😂

[fournierman]

When I worked in retail, I remember having to constantly ask for email addresses for fear the person might be a secret shopper. Also, the company I worked for kept track on how many email addresses we collected each day. Since so many people did not want to give an email address (totally understand BTW), I would create fake email addresses. I do the same when I go to stores that ask me for an email address.