'Everybody Poops' - a bad lip reading of the Black Eyed Peas

LYRICS:

Poop Poop
Poop Poop
Poop Poop

I can't think when i gotta poop

Poop Poop
Poop Poop (Poop!)
Poop Poop

No eye contact! I'll beat you down!
'Cause you know that that's not scary
Hero!
You'll never find a human that steals school supplies
And if you do
Let me know who (who)
And I'll beat him down.

I like to poop poop out the bad vibes
That's right, I'm the best one.
And when we do a show I always start with this
And then usually around five I'll lay down and
Then I poop poop poop on the floor!
Piano.

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.

I forgot to break the mirrors
And the spaceship soared away
Why not tell me they left?
You gotta flush the toilet
Yeah, see that's right
Professional baby
I'm gonna find a chicken fight
Then gonna go poo poo

Mama told me she wrote me a note
She forgot that I'm a soft machine man
Looks like we got a big mean dookie on deck
And I hate those greenish potatoes with them soggy fish sticks!

When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
I be regular, bitches

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.

Yeah I'm going downtown
Gotta get me some tissue
Fergie used it all up
'Cause she got bowel issues
Yeah, she ain't no android
You can take my word
I'm-I-I-I-I-I'm gonna go poop poop

When I'm on the pot after working for hours
Watch out down there
When i'm dumping my log

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Th-th-th-that's a big one!)

Everybody poops
And if they don't they're an android
And should be destroyed.
(Open wide!)

Yeah, see that's right

Hero!

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[MorticiaObscurum]

Haven't heard the original in 5 years, so I forgot how the song actually goes therefore this version is now canon.

[MrDlt]

I am a musician who has run his own home studio for years and I want to say that the  BLR guy has a lot of talent.  When you consider the effort it must take to write, record and arrange the songs, then sync them with the vids after splicing and editing, there's a lot more going on here than meets the eye.  Hats off to the anonymous BLR guy in Texas, whoever you are.  You're hilarious!

[bluelagoon]

Gotta appreciate the dedication. He didn't just reuse the exact same audio for the second "dumping my log, " he changed the vowel sound in log to "lawg." Really adds a finishing touch.

[gogofuntime_yt]

I miss the internet 12 years ago, this is genuinely great.

[TheCamdowd]

"Yeah I'm goin downtown gotta get me some tissue. Fergie used it all up cause she got bowel issues." I literally cried laughing.

[lindylane]

I just wanted to thank Bad Lip Reading for this video. Everybody Poops has been a key factor in getting my toddler interested in toilet training. Indeed, she is "dumping her log" in the "grown-up" potty as we speak. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[buckbuchanan]

I've had this song stuck in my head for the last 3 years. Sometimes I sing it softly to myself, and people ask what I'm singing.

[vewyscawymonsta]

I love how 12 years later this song still crosses my mind.

[cameronballard]

The fact that I laughed so uncontrollably at this pretty much confirms my suspicion that maturity-wise I stopped growing around the age of ten.

[silentevenings]

Dude. I hate it when my mom forgets I'm a soft machine man.

[dreadpiraterobertsnumba]

This is probably the hardest thing to show to your family and convince it's totally hilarious.

[Grumplefut]

I've never heard the original version of this but I often think of this masterpiece. And I have adopted the phrase:
Hero!

[slicku]

I'm so glad other people think BLR is funny as hell. I showed many friends and they don't think its funny. I thought I wasn't normal but its gotta be them cause I get tears in my eyes when I watch bad lip reading. Luv it.

[a]

"When I'm dumping my log..."

Simply

[vicboy]

At 2:22 when the baby robot voice starts saying "I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna go poop poop". I laughed so damn hard

[racritiahobson]

1:38 I hate them Greenish potatoes with dem soggy FISH I died laughing 😂🤣😆

[lucasdavis]

Had the Black Eyed Peas made music like this, I actually would miss their presence on the music charts.

[micahnewman]

For the longest time I thought BLR just re-did the lyrics on this. Then I heard the original "song" - what a load of utter shite. BLR should be the most sought-after producer today

[xxplosiv]

Who's still watching in 2021?
Seriously though, this is still one of the best videos Bad Lip Reading has ever made. Absolute classic

[ericbasco]

0:57 is my favorite part, as the music was timed perfectly to the choreography. It is so fluid, that one thinks this song is the original.