Latinos Are Not All The Same | Gabriel Iglesias

Happy throwback Thursday from 2012!

#GabrielIglesias

[heavenvalladarez]

Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.

[crspy.scks]

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂

[neb]

Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.

[lizz]

He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...

[salleymalia]

Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?”

Crowd: “Yes”

[rickygarza]

He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol

[federicoverdicchio]

As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.

[logic]

Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"

[MohamedAlsultan-bd]

Red bull gives you wings

Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US

[ZenFox]

When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army.

In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?”

One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.”

The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?”

“I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.

[OTBASH]

He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.

[kallyp]

“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed”

and THATS on pissed abuelas

[yollandacarvalho]

"you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish"

*brazilian just left the room*

[dcast]

I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time

[swrry_bae]

"all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish"

*Laughs in portuguese*

[FernandoGuerrero]

If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende

[BQM]

Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"

[ajdutari]

I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!

[vanessalugo]

Nobody:
Eminem: aight imma rap
Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito

[cravensvt]

Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.