Yandex programmers losing their MINDs

Code courtesy of the Yandex code leak.
Music: Hall of the Mountain King
Original title of the video: the rapidly dwindling sanity of yandex programmers as expressed through code comments

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[leetcoderyt]

Thinking about making more if people want. Let me know!

[nooblangpoo]

"Magic Code Here don't touch"

Yeah 99 percent of code is that.

[shartdiffractor]

The Internet: Noo, the russian hackers are spying on us
The Russian Hackers: *WELCOME TO SHITTY CODE*

[damonminnix]

Good to know that programmers are united all across the world in distress over messy, frightening code.

[blugaming]

'Fuck off * 2^10' has got to be one of the more colorful programmer insults out there.

[sayven]

1:37 it's always a good sign when the code starts in the middle of the screen

[abdoufma]

"Shit has happened *again* "
Absolutely KILLED ME 🤣

[comradiusprime]

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a Yandex dev what to call a zombie process.

[wild_shaman]

Well... Actually enterprise level code could be found everywhere across the projects.
Once I met "Last person knew how it works died 4 years ago. And you not the person to fix it. Just don't."

[Vivi-xniz]

"Very good code, best of the best 🥰🥰"
"Kill it with fire 🔥"

[JohnDoe-fvcu]

Особенно забавно выглядит создание каких-то тестовых юзеров типа Bear Fucker или John Shiteater и потом это вылезает на какой-нибудь демонстрации перед инвесторами)

[Lucky_]

I SINCERELY appreciated the very last “#fuck”. I think it brought the whole video together quite well!

[alastor]

I read several developer reviews about working at Yandex, if we discard all the indignation and compress it to one sentence, it sounds like: "We love to reinvent the wheel, where it's not fucking necessary."

[pqcngqb]

Entire world: maybe we should stop using master/slave terminology...
Yandex programmers: ni....

[CrackyCreates]

" I learned how to code for fun "

so you have fun doing it?

"yeah.... fun. "

[Lorendrawn]

Good luck searching errors caused by this fills me with primal fear.

[yarburart]

Это из "незапланированного вклада в open source на 40гб" от Яндекса?

[Dablus]

i still have code from an old place i used to work at and the comments on that are GOLD ! if you want i could send you screen shots of and make something out of it :)

[MrTVintro]

These videos about code comments in various games and applications are great to fight against imposter syndrome.

[needywallaby]

this is the moment when yandex devs became yandere devs