Family Guy - Chase Bank

Season: 22 Episode: 13 - Lifeguard Meg

[khyabatiste]

“Or even making a latte for a black woman, an iced tea for a white woman, and a coffee for a gently brown guy who can go in a lot of directions.”

[tylergoodman]

This is the best Chase commercial I've ever seen. 😂🎉

[axnyslie]

LOL I worked at Chase bank when the whole 2008 sub prime mortgage scandal broke. Spoil alert they acted like they had nothing to do with it! They even made internal training modules on how they were SO heroic on paying back what they owed and nothing they did caused the great recession! Imagine that!

[khyabatiste]

0:14 I’m not a coffee drinker but I love watching people make those latte art designs

[vexxama]

At least Brian is being honest about how much work he does

[texaswunderkind]

Chase received $25, 000, 000, 000.00 in TARP funds due to their highly questionable and unethical subprime mortgage exposure. In their defense, they eventually paid the money back. Not in their defense, they had no business betting customers' money on highly risky investments in the first place. Also not in their defense, they used the money to pay bonuses to the very executives who nearly bankrupt them in the first place with those same subprime mortgage deals.

[reprolover]

"Gently Brown Guy, who can go in a lot of directions." - Me when my hair is cut low.

[Boblol]

Fuck Chase. They almost took my childhood home in 2008. Been with a credit union ever since and never looked back.

[redpilledhispanic]

The part where Stewie is in the bathroom reminds me of that time when my dad was becoming so stressed at his job that he started throwing up blood from the stress. Eventually he quit and now he’s doing better

[Shteven]

Chase stole my moms condo, it's been 16 years, I won't forget, I won't forgive.

[nitro]

"Now we're looking at a laptop like my stupid little coffee shop is going to be a big disruptor in the online space."

In one sentence they summed up the immense delusions of grandeur from so many aspiring entrepreneurs and small business owners that I've had as clients - delusions that are fed by unethical marketing companies trying to make a quick buck no less. Holy shit, well done Seth.

[America-First]

“These will look good in the bathroom, while I’m pooping blood from the stress.”
😂😂

[jordanloux]

One of the funniest fake ads the show has done in a long time.

[DLeo]

My grandfather was screwed over by Chase lol, it had something to do with predatory mortgage loans. Right when he could've filed a lawsuit against them, he had a stroke and developed Broca's Aphasia, so he could no longer talk or sign documents. I later found out that what happened to him wasn't unique and in the end, Chase got a slap on the wrist for it.

[PercentAshamedOfU]

Thank you for calling out the poorly-timed dramatic deal handshake featured in every commercial ever.

[joshua_tobler]

Small business ownership is not for the faint of heart. But two things: 1) It's easier if you're not in debt to mega banks, and 2) working for wages and a lousy boss isn't for the faint of heart, either.

[Truth_Advocate]

Yeah, 83 million customers are still pretty pissed off about the 2014 data breach.

[privatepenguin]

I love Stewie's eyes when he serves the "gently brown guy"....he gets all concerned 🤣

[Stone_Yoshi_]

*“Yeah, guys! We’re good on flowers for a while!”*

[Anamnesis]

I ceased all business with Chase ages ago just out of spite, only to eventually discover that the dealer financing for the next vehicle I purchased was serviced through none other than JP Morgan Chase, and there was no alternative because if you want the low interest rate from the dealer, it was Chase or nothing. They're a disease you can't get rid of.