WAY DEEPER DOWN | 2023 REMASTER | Undertale Skeleton Rap!

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I think this one is long overdue the remaster treatment! I always loved this track, I remember writing it on my commute to and from work at my old job, never realising that what I was writing would one day help me find a whole new career. These characters are SO fun to perform and I always wanted to hear how this track would sound with a more professional coat of polish. There are no radical changes here, just a lot of minor touch-ups to bring the track up to standards! Plus shiny 4k visuals!

(I also fixed the subtitles, so Sans is all lowercase and Papyrus is all caps. I’ve had a lot of comments about that since the video originally came out!)

A massive thanks to oo oxygen for remastering this track, and to Eskelater for making the original instrumental.

#undertale
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Dark, Darker, Yet Darker Remix by @TheGreatAnansi
Lyrics, vocals and video by The Stupendium
Instrumental by @Eskelater
Remastering by @OxygenBeats

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The Stupendium is a musician, animator and content creator, creating weird, wonderful and usually incredibly nerdy songs and animations. Join them on their journey to obscure, niche internet stardom! They have some pretty decent videos, wonderful facial hair and a great sense of discomfort describing themselves in the third person.

[TheStupendium]

Lyrics:
So, I said, 'Patella? I barely know her!’
Sans! Stop your tomfoolery!
We are here to stand guard!
Wait here and keep your eyes out for humans!
Eyes out? My eyes came out years ago!
Heh heh heh heh...
Eeh, well, what do we got here?

They call me Sans
I'm the serif of these parts
Nah, just kiddin'
I work on a grease cart
Grillin’ up hot dogs
And genocidal toddlers
You can run
But I'll know if you restart

If you want a bad time
Then you're in the right place
Just look into my eye
See my funny type-face
I'm really quite a nice guy
But if you pick a fight
I will hunt you all your life
Through time and space

Can you blame me
If I feel a little hubris?
For my fame for making things
A little humerus?
I can tickle your bones
To the tibia toes
Well, unless you're my bro
Jokes flow over his head

Sans, who's there?
You ridiculous scamp!
No one!
It's just an inconspicuous lamp
If you ever meet a skeleton
In towels and some Wellingtons
Just humour him and let him win
And think that he's a champ

I bet you think you've never met a skeleton?
Well, I bet you've Mettaton
They just had a bunch of
Gooey melanin and flesh upon
But never one was
In the upper echelon of clever puns
I'll make you laugh or cry
Depending on the run you've set upon

We're spooky, scary
Sending shivers down your spine
You best prepare
For a hilariously bad time
Every human one day
Ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
That's buried way, way deeper down

Nyagh! A human! Call the guards!
Wait a minute, that's my job
To capture and nab you won't be hard
This maze is made with electric charge!

Wait, how did you get this far?
It took three weeks to erect this part
I genuinely didn't expect this, darn
How did you correctly guess this path?

I am Papyrus!
Traps set, armed and ready
There's medals on my armour already
Oh, plus some spaghetti
You're nervous!
But, oh, that is good spaghetti
Where was I?
I keep on forgetting

I am Papyrus!
Best chef in the king's brigade
With the culinary skills
To leave you flambéed
It's a shame that after
You taste my blade
You won't have space
For my bolognese

So, I guess you could say
That they pasta-way?
Sans! Is this how you have to behave?
I'm trying to challenge
This dastardly knave!
Now I've run out of bars
And they just ran away!

We're spooky, scary
Sending shivers down your spine
I serve spaghetti
And incredibly good rhymes!
Every human one day
Ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
That's buried way, way deeper down

So, you took a little fall?
Do you think you've got the gall
To survive extermination?
Trapped deep below
And all you've got to show
Is your determination
There's no tu-Toriel
It's Asgore-y as can be
Will the weight of your sins
Leave you Snowdin?
There's no mercy

Who dares disturb me
From my slumber?
Stick around
This'll be a fun number
I'm truly versed in tearing
All the universe asunder
I also have a specialty
In unlucky spelunkers

I'm a puzzle in a bubble
In the stuff of your dreams
Rupture realities and guzzle
On the stuff in between
You'll be befuddled when I muscle in
And muddle the scenes
Hit the shuffle and I'll tunnel
Through the fuzz on your screen

You're in trouble, you see
If you try and tussle with the W.D.
You'll take a tumble
Then you'll crumble into rubble, debris
I bring the muscle to the scuffle
Plus a couple of beams
But my blasters won't be loud enough
To muffle your screams

When you're caught in the cycle
Of an undying skeleton
Might as well strive to be
Front of the peloton
Top of my field
But out of my elements
Testing your death
Would be a welcome experiment

I reign eternal
So be certain that I'm well-rehearsed
Rhymes so very fine
That every line feels like a multi-verse
Every parallel dimension
Is at my command
But when it comes to spitting fire
I've the matter in hands

We're spooky, scary
Sending shivers down your spine
I'm outside of time and space
But I'm afraid you're just out of time!
Every human one day
Ends up six feet underground
But you're heading for a grave
That's buried way, way deeper down

Nyagh! I'll get them next time, Sans!
You hear me I will!
Way, way deeper down
Let me guess
You can feel it in your bones?
Way, way deeper down
Eugh, I'm going!
Listening to the two of you bicker
Is making my skin crawl...
Metaphorically
Way, way deeper down

[youngsorcerer]

"I'm outside of time and space, but I'm afraid you're just out of time."
I forgot how INCREDIBLY amazing this song is, and you remastered it?
You are the #1 song artist I have ever listened to, and I hope you never forget how great you are.

[oreocreme]

All of gaster's lines goes so hard. Always loved the "fun number" joke.

[SimpleAndBasic]

Those whispers behind Gaster's lines really add to his mystery. Great job Stupendium!

[DarkBean]

*_He rhymed "ridiculous scamp" with "inconspicuous lamp."_*

[BetterDayz]

That final delivery of "Metaphorically" SO PERFECTLY encapsulates everything that Gaster is, this song is phenomenal on every single level!

[serifomen]

My autism is VERY pleased that one of my favourite songs by one of my favourite artists for one of my favourite hyper fixations got a remaster! Your work is always amazing I catch myself listening to the doing you make even when I don’t know/interact with the source material it’s based off of. I can’t wait to see what else you come out with remaster or new!

[TidesDoesArt]

Oh. My. God. Dude these vocals are some of the best you’ve done. Has to be in one of my top picks of your songs now, great job! :3

[Ordan]

This is a nostalgia trip. I remember listening to this for the first time in a McDonalds drive through. First Stupendium song I ever heard and I've been hooked ever since. I found myself singing along for this whole video. (Voices included) Oh how I love it. And also I have to commend what may be one of my favorite rap lines of all time. "When it comes to spitting fire I take the matter in hands". That is such a deep lyric that refences at least four things about the character. A true mastercraft of rap this artist is.

[Felix_]

Papyrus's "Hmm 🤔" at 2:15 is still one of my favorite parts lmaoo, , this remaster was so fun to listen to ^^

[Zyro-dlow]

"My eyes came out years ago!"
Hilarious. Its so amazing how you fit their personalities perfectly.

[COMETSTAR.]

Don’t care how long I live, I’ll be happy to know I lived long enough to see this masterpiece.

[martinoigartua]

I may not listen to your songs as often as i did like 3 years ago but my opinion still remains untouched: Stupendium is a lyrical genius when writing every masterpiece

[kiwi__]

can’t believe it’s been 5 years, this has always been my favourite

[rpgeniuxmartin]

Papyrus’s trap set: armed and ready almost sounded threatening but then he gets distracted by spaghetti

[ellesirian]

The sinister hissed voices in Gaster's verse really lend to the ethereal nature of his character :O

[AdamsNot]

i gotta be honest, i forgot about this song, so once i listened to it, i could barley remember, BUT ONCE IT HIT 1:47 I GOT WAMMED IN THE FACE CUS THEN IT ALL CAM BACK TO ME

[almondtofuchan]

Dude this song gives me so much nostalgia, I’m so excited to see it remastered!

[caitsithplays]

Excellent remaster of an excellent song. Can't wait to listen to this one on repeat like I did the last version:)

[LimaBean]

2:20 anyone notice the Eminem reference in papyrus’s segment?