Twilight - Redneck Dawn (Official Music Video)

#ai #twilight #meme

[demonflyingfox]

[Lyrics]
Bella left the city for a place down south,
Where her daddy’s the sheriff with a jug in his mouth.
Met Eddie by the fence, pale as the moon,
Said, “My kin drink red and sleep till noon.”
His eyes flashed cold like a swamp at night,
And Bella thought, “He’s creepy, but he feels just right.”

In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin,
Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win.
She’s torn between two backwoods freaks,
One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks.

Then there’s Jacob, workin’ in the yard,
Turns into a gator when life gets hard.
His uncle’s on the porch, sipping from a can,
Sayin’, 'That boy’s pure swamp, born of this land.'"
His growl shakes the pines, makes the critters run,
But Bella just laughs, thinkin’, “This might be fun.”

In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin,
Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win.
She’s torn between two backwoods freaks,
One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks.

Eddie’s kin were gathered ‘round a trailer yard,
Sippin’ blood from jars, playin’ Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.
Rosalie sneered, “Bella don’t belong, ”
While Emmett crushed cans just to prove he’s strong.
Alice said, “Focus, y’all, we’ve got a guest, ”
And Bella thought, “This family’s one failed DNA test.”

In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin,
Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win.
She’s torn between two backwoods freaks,
One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks.

A vamp named James came to sniff Bella’s trail,
Said, “That girl smells sweeter than a county jail.”
Eddie and Jacob teamed up for the fight,
Tore through James like a hog at night,
As dawn rolled in, Bella smirked with a grin,
“Guess this swampy love triangle’s about to begin.”

In the land of moonshine and blood-drinkin’ kin,
Bella’s stuck in a triangle she can’t win.
She’s torn between two backwoods freaks,
One’s cold as ice, one’s a gator that speaks.

[wilmergimenez]

"This family is one failed DNA test" make me laugh so hard

[andrejsasd]

"Sippin’ blood from jars, playin’ Yu-Gi-Oh! cards." - LOL :'D

[diosnelfrica]

You know what’s funny. If this was a movie you know Robert Pattinson would agree to come back as Backwoods’ Edward Cullen.

[chrischeckerslara]

Clearly, this is far better than the original saga.

[Reconsiderate]

there is so much story and stimulation packed in to this, hard to believe it's only 2.5 minutes 🤯

[iaadsi]

"this family is one failed DNA test" 🤣❤

[KSubsforBenk]

*“One’s cold as Ice; One’s a Gator that Speaks”*
So Bella is stuck with Two Cold Blooded Killers. 😆

[Cholin]

Swamp Bella shows more depth and personality in 2-1/2 minutes then other Bella does in two whole movies.

[Adaaification]

Bella does a lot more thinking in this than in the entire book series.

[FreeRangedPuppets]

Can someone PLEASE turn this into a full length Twilight parody??? I require this as a form of entertainment.

[Mumr-ik]

It's a strange feeling when AI-Bella has more emotions on her face than the real one...

[VanchaMarch]

I like to imagine that the Volturi are Fish and Game wardens

[dmitriikovalchuck]

The lyrics are amazing
IMO the best your project so far🎉

[svenpetersson]

This is awesome. THIS version of Twilight is one I would actually watch.

[ganjahchimp]

Swamp bella is by far a much better actress.

[grumpyoldwizard]

This is the best I have seen. AI is getting even scarier, lol. Thanks either way because this had me chuckling all the way through. I even showed it to my daughter who loves twilight and my wife.

[lubystkaolamonola]

Oh my God. The gator looks so cute. And why do I miss the place I have never been?

[spusulri]

BWAHAHHAAH! Jacob turns into gator when life gets hard!!!!😂😂😂😂two bad woods freaks. Ones cold as ice, the other’s a gator that speaks. HAHAHAH! Awesome lyrics!

[cosmicreef]

1:18 Edward's adoptive dad looking fine!