'Stay hydrated' is deep state propaganda

Time to crack open a few beers and speed up the process

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Reddit / Twitter meme about how the phrase "stay hydrated" is deep state propaganda. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

Time to crack open a few beers and speed up the process

[jacobwilson]

Cave Johnson here. The boys in the lab told me that the human body is about 75% water. Well to me, that seems a bit excessive. So, we're gonna turn some jet turbines on you and see if we can't get that down to something more respectable like 30 or 40.

[C-]

The american flag and star spangled banner playing in the background is what got me

[pingvinowich]

Very wise words of the enlightened. I shall proceed to follow this guidance and become ungovernable jerky!

[PlayerZeroStart]

I dunno what's scarrier, the possibility that the original post was real and not a troll, or the fact I am completely unable to tell.

[alexandermurray]

I would love for this to become a popular conspiracy theory. It would get rid of the idiots that believe in it and would save the gene pool some trouble.

[YEAHKINDA]

The US flag and anthem is bittersweet here.
On one hand, it's a perfect fit.
On the other, it's a perfect fit.

[asedyfserpetnia]

the government releasing this while pretending the releaser is against the government is actually a great way for people to tell who disagrees with the government, because any dissenters would become jerky

[willosotherworld]

We should side with Nestle; water isn’t a necessity

[gergyta]

As someone who can count on one hand the amount of times I’ve been hydrated, I agree, being dry ungovernable jerky is the way to go

[plaguedoctor]

My new medication makes it so that no matter how much water I chug, im dry.

[doylethechocolatelab]

I um... I clicked an episode of something and I was so confused to see it start like this. I must have accidentally click on a notification at the same time

[chom]

I love how at the end you can hear him drop to the floor

[Lanai]

Well as a wise Tumblr user once said, if your bones are wet then you're alive, but if your bones are dry then you're dead. I drink so i will never die and become immortal and ascend beyond the universe itself

[threepoint]

I mean there is still some truth in there - once you stop hydrating, neither you'll live to see another day nor the government will be taxing you, hence ungovernable.

[dartoney]

oh boy, now i can finally become hollow!

[momatotsosrorudodi]

I tried, but I am just too weak. The thirst is too strong. I've given in to the addiction for too long and now I am fully corrupted by the powers that be.

[bahajirutmspt]

As a person whose only liquid intake is tea I can confirm water is not necessary

[nowayjose]

Dr. Julia Williams from the Cate's Crossing Health Unit approves this message

[houser]

The narrator himself is a fine example. He sounds very dehydrated