My New Beauty Line! (Beauty Guru Parody)

I'm finally allowed to announce I am bringing out a new beauty range!! MAKE SURE YOU BUY THEM ON MY WEBSITE NOW. GIVE ME HEAPS OF MONEY.

STALK ME:
►Snapchat: @alysseparis

[CaptainFizman]

Guys, all these products completely work. Thanks SexybubblegumprincessBritneySpears, you have changed my life.

[AlysseParis]

THE COMMENTS ON THIS VIDEO HAVE BEEN FREAKIN' HILARIOUS AND AMAZING AND HAVE MADE ME SMILE SO MUCH. THANK YOU!! YOU'RE ALL TOO FUNNY I CAN'T DEAL LIKE BYE.

[pastelprinxcess]

£120 what a bargain girl!So not overpriced because the products are so amazing they changed my life!I need to get some more before they sell out AGAIN because they're so wanted by millions worldwide!

[bagelexpert]

I love the name (so original, new and simple, yet descriptive), and I have had so much trouble finding gluten free, vegan free, and fructose free products, but with the convenience and benefits of child labor, ammonia, and other great chemicals. Thank you so much for allowing us to purchase your super affordable products.

[bridgette]

I have got to get my hands on these! The packaging is gorgeous and your face is practically glowing! I've been looking for an vegan, fructose free (you know, save the sugar! and all that) makeup brand. And with ammonia! I can spray it in unwanted boys eyes and they'll run away, honestly this makeup brand looks like a life saver. Must buy😍🙌🏼

[ananilafountaine]

All these products are Amazing and TOTALLY WORK!!!

[bbloodyangel]

I was a chubby acne filled kid and these products changed my life. I am now a skinny Instagram thot model thanks to I'm taking out a 2nd mortgage on my house and selling "protein powder" to order more I'm so in love!! LOVE IT

[sherivaughn]

Omg I am dying right now! I literally have no words because I can't stop laughing!!!! Love you ❤️❤️❤️

[hexhells]

kat von d who? milk who? anastasia beverly hills WHO?
sorry, i only use

[dizzybunnies]

how do you not have more subs, views and comments?!! ahh omg you're fucking hilarious :DDD

[flannibal]

been watching since morning routine parody, you're killing

[maplepolyglot]

You deserve soooo many subscribers. I love you so much, you are hilarious 😂

[bronte]

This is the best thing I've seen all day

[blossom]

Back at it again with another funny video your videos just keep getting better 😂

[kimbasciano_]

Hahah loved this! Def do more beauty guru parody videos pleaseeee 😘 love you and your videos xoxo

[indyreed]

Your videos never fail to make me laugh I swear

[nelsonhuyen]

you can't even notice the hole child labor part while using the product! it's totally worth it for the free product! these products r not over priced whatsoever, $120??? what a steal!!! your an amazing beauty guru !

you work so hard.. you should be so much bigger on here

[hojusara]

I died at the maple syrup contour bottle

[destiny]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS VIDEO EVER SINCE I SAW YOR FIRST BEAUTY GURU PARODY.