Best of Mitch Hedberg

I had a lot of fun putting together the top funniest Mitch Hedberg stand up jokes.

Mitch Headberg is comedy genius but sadly, no longer with us (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005). Consider this
montage a tribute to most hilarious comic I've ever seen.

The Very Best of the Legendary Mitch Hedberg

[cartersmith]

"The best thing about escalators is that they cannot break, they can only become stairs"

[GamzeenMakara]

His humor is a mixture of dad jokes and big brain stoner thoughts and I’m here for it

[jessturner]

“Any book is a kid’s book if the kid can read.” 😂😂😂

[polite_as_fuck]

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”

[raoulcruz]

"When I was little, I used to lie in my twin bed and wonder where my brother was."

[JustinEvitable]

My favorite Mitch Hedberg joke:
"I want to be a racecar passenger. Just the guy who bugs the driver. Hey man, can I turn on the radio? I think you should slow down. Why do we keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide."

[beestorm]

In my opinion, he is one of the greats. His humor is so pure. I hope in 200 years and beyond that people still mention him.

[strangebrew]

If he was alive for twitter he would be HUGE

[davidbobb]

Mitch used to be so hilarious. He is still hilarious even today, even though he passed. But he used to be hilarious too.

[grantweaver]

Literally JUST got done with an over the phone interview. The HR woman asked "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" couldn't help myself and replied "Celebrating the anniversary of you asking me this question!" 😂 Miss you Mitch!! RIP

[leedavid]

A good comedian tells funny jokes, a Great comedian tells jokes funny

[mhabyur]

"Someone offered me a frozen banana, I said no, but I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yes"

[pieflinger]

"I'm not even white, I'm off-white. It's a new race. We will prevail." LMAO

[chrismorris]

"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?" One of my fav jokes. Gone too soon.

[BojaneBugami]

Mitch Hedberg was one of my favorite comedians. He still is, but he also was.

[akadapper]

One of my favourites from Mitch:
“I had a candle, but I didn’t have a candle holder, so I bought a cake.”

[opgkoyote]

His humor took me a few minutes to start laughing. They’re not over the top, just one after the other, quick-witted. I love it

[alext]

You can tell he had bad stage fright, but his love for comedy pushed him out on the stage anyway. Great talent.

[BG-njkf]

If you are flammable and have two legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Lol

[nimascolari]

"I used to do drugs I still do but I used to to."
Out of order escalator?
My belt holds my pants up, my belt loops hold the belt up. What's going on down there? Who is the real hero?