Track #3 - Story of My Life

Track #3 - Story of My Life

This track includes:
Fairytale Creatures & Chorus (excluding Gingy)

[charleegardam]

we’re doing this musical rn and whenever i hear this song all i can think about is “mamas in the mud, mamas in distress”😭

[tbvn]

Pinocchio in this version just sounds like he hit puberty hard and his voice is cracking like crazy

[ellieb]

LYRICS:

(Spoken)
Pinocchio, the puppet?

Oh, I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy

That's your patch of mud right there. Uh, Gingerbread Man. I SAID, Gingerbread Man. Anyone seen the Gingerbread Man?

He's been missing for days!

Oh yes, that's right.

Man dumped on a swamp, man I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pinesap.

(Sung)
Life is disappointing.
Woah is what I know
Outted by my nose
That's just how it goes
For poor, Pinocchio

Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale

That's the story of my life,
Oh yeah
That's the story of my life

(Spoken)
Uhhh, Three Bears. Take your spot over there by that sign. No that's too far, too close. Ah, just right. Wicked Witch!

(Sung)
Strife is never-ending!


(Spoken)
Peter Pan!

(Sung)
Banished! By the town.

(Spoken)
Ugly duckling.

(Sung)
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand.

(Spoken)
Three pigs!


(Sung)
They blew our condos down!
Life is but a witch hunt.

(Spoken)
Mama bear!


(Sung)
Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress.
They ridiculed my hat
They said that we were fat!
They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress

(Spoken)
Park it there wolf!


(Sung)
Story of my life!
Booted from the ball!
The party's off the hook!
I flew into a wall!
That's the story of my life

(Spoken)
And remember, if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.

(Sung)
That's the story of my life
I always dreamed I get a happy ending
And this right here, is not how it goes
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after,
If this is it, it blows, It blows, It blows

Story of my life
Always double-crossed
Always in the woods
Always getting lost
Always on the ropes
Always up a creak
Always kicked around and treated like a freak

That's the story of my life
Yessir!
That's the story of my life
Oy vey!
That's the story of my life

[xaskfy]

I'm Mama Bear, and when we do this song I just hear: *"MaMa'S In tHE MuD, mAmA's IN DeStReSs!"*

[samwestendorf]

I'm pig one.

POWER TO ZEE PIGGIES!

[jocelyno.]

my school is doing this musical and I'm literary gonna practice non stop 2:09 is what I need to practice wish me luck, 😕

[CurvyWire]

I'm playing a Duloc performer in the play but this is still and always will be my favorite song on the soundtrack

[nerdcentral]

The ninth graders at my school did this for their first semester project and it was the greatest thing! At the end, the guy who played Shrek was playing guitar in 'I'm a Believer' and he booped Fiona's nose with his guitar and it was so cute!

[whosboss]

0:45 - 0:57 this part repeats in my head over and over every day

[natalieanton]

1:12 is so good the part where the witch and Peter pan were singing I also love how Peter Pan was like VANISHED From the town that was so good

[Sidneyvcruz]

i'm wishing myself luck because i'm playing as the witch on Shrek the musical Jr. and it's my last year being in my play.

[akeelahromeo]

I got "SHE CALLED ME A STEED"

[tototurtleproductions]

I'm gonna be auditioning for Pinnochio. Wish me luck!! =D

[vspmultii]

I played one of the three pigs when we first did this musical back in 2017, and honestly I didn’t like the role very well but I liked being in the musical. The guy that played Pinocchio was amazing though. He always cracked us up 😂

[mateusmesquitafreitas]

Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That’s just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio
Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That’s the story of my life, oh yeah!
That’s the story of my life

Strife is never ending
Banished from the town
They dragged me from the pond
They broke my magic wand
Zey blew our condos down (yes that’s the actual lyric)
Life is but a witch hunt
Mama’s in the mud, Mama’s in distress
They ridiculed my hat
Zey said zat vee vere fat
They labeled me a fashion mess because I wore a granny dress
Story of my life
Booted from the ball
The party’s of the hook
I flew into a wall
That’s the story of my life
That’s the story of my life

I always dreamed I’d get a happy ending
And this right here, not how it goes
I always dreamed I’d get an ever after
If this is it, it blows, it blows, it blows

Story of my life
Always double-crossed
Always in the woods
Always getting lost
Always on the ropes
Always up a creek
Always kicked around and treated like a freak
That’s the story of my life, yes sir
That’s the story of my life, oy vey!
That’s the story of my life

[crunchybanana]

My 3rd time in a Shrek musical. First time gingy, then baby Shrek and baby bear, and now SHREK!

[twentynecrybabiespanicking]

me and my brothers are 11 years old and triplets.... we are the three blind mice

[Lily-ofgi]

0:32
I like how the low instruments do that...

[ineed_sleep]

NO PINOCCHIO SOUNDS LIKE MICKEY MOUSE 😭
Also the ugly duckling gave me a small heart attack 😀

[clairestorz]

Peter Pan sounds like my boyfriend. And what is crazy is he plays peter pan in our school musical of Shrek Jr. The musical