If D&D had Oblivion Mechanics

im always cosplaying the adoring fan

[tommyeliassen]

Player: "I poison the guard's apple while he's away and crouch down nearby to observe the result"

DM: "The guard takes a bite from the apple and groans in he goes in for a second bite"

[elgringofeo]

Morrowind mechanics:
You "I cast fireball"
Dm: "you fail to cast fireball due to having low destruction magic skill and lose your turn"

[paldnlght]

With the alchemy rules, i feel like im making sandwiches most of the time, not potions.

[Venator]

Messing with guards is super fun in Oblivion just berserk them without getting caught and enjoy the chaos.

[Soul-Hook]

"THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"
Lord, I miss Oblivion...

[slammurai]

"I have 30 Immovable Rods!"
"You mean paintbrushes?"
"What's the difference?"

[RuSosan]

_"The guard makes 16 attacks. He does 3 damage."_
Yeah, that's Oblivion all right. LoL.

Also, the LaFave-bit got me good.

[calivamoth]

Damn, Jacob really stepping up his game with his editing. DM Jacob standing in front of player Jacob looked really professional, good job.

[Finkers]

I half expected them to level up just from walking / jumping around

[Atlittle]

"He makes 16 attacks and... does 3 damage." Yep that's Oblivion, you got it king.

[obvin]

DM: "you enter the store and there stands the storekeeper"
Rogue: "I put a bucket over his head"

[ChRisTaCulR]

DM: You failed your stealth check, thus alerting the guards to your presen...
Me: I USE MY REACTION TO CAST: LOAD LAST SAVE!

[Spamsgood]

*Accidentally kills a random farmer in a secluded wooded area*
*Dark brotherhood* : “Yeah we kind of just follow literally everyone around invisibly and we saw that”

It’s basically just the DM who wrote a really cool quest line who wants to force its interaction on the PCs but doesn’t really have a creative hook

[AmonDevilman]

Plot twist: Only the DM could see the wheel.

[bicclizer]

Now I want to watch a Morrowind one where the DM will have their movements slowed and when they try to run, they'll get exhausted and a cliff racer will appear.

[Aaron-ncgq]

“STOP YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW” I’m deadddd

[vanessaasman]

We all know rogue would have 5 enchanted items (all chameleon at 20%, making him permanently invisible) after sneaking into the wizards guild via floating paintbrush ladder.

[Kockabe]

When Jacob lists up all the nonsense spells i broke. The way the dm jacob and the other player jacob reacts to theese spells is just pure gold.

[Amusedwolverine]

I love these skits so much 😂 the zoom in and squints had me cracking up

[Philare]

DM: you have a week of downtime how do you want to spend it?
Player: I'm gonna stand in one spot jumping and casting Light all day so I can simultaneously increase my stamina and my spellcasting.