50 Things Mario Kart Wii players NEVER say

don't lie you've never played as birdo

[goonerbear]

"4 Blue Shells in one race? That's fair."

[ollieswish]

Couple more:
- It’s nice to see the wide diversity of characters used in online.
- I like battle mode more than regular
- Every single custom track is so well made

[BigDave]

You forgot "I love it when I go up the wrong escalator on coconut mall"

[thechafacomet]

"Oh no the Blooper I can't see anything!" That one really got me LOL

[whoistech]

You forgot “50cc is too fast and difficult!”

[gamerboygaming]

“I feel like I won that race because of all my skill and knowledge of the track, and not the fact that I didn’t get hit with any items and got a shock dodge.

[MKWilliam]

1:00 the best part is that somebody else also took the left path

[jedimanx]

"dangit I lost my thunder cloud!"


TWD98 playing with mega clouds on: visible confusion

[Versitax]

“There’s not enough items.”
“Luigi Circuit is the best course.”
“Wheelies are a stupid and pointless addition.”

[lightsonicspeed]

2:23 me as a child: *let's play team race*

[QuesaritoBoy]

Me: Hey dad, wanna play mariokart?

My dad, every single time: BIRDO IN THE WILD WING

[rushildesai]

*"Automatic drift is better"* - said no one ever

[chillyred]

"How do I turn off this annoying music?"
*YOU HAVE COMMITTED A SIN AGAINST HUMANITY*

[emasako]

1:28 there is me😅. When i passed you i was like: ok?

[starauretta]

“yeah i play as birdo”

words cannot describe how offended i am

[nonononononono]

This is probably ur best video, I love videos like this and this is the only one I’ve seen about mkwii.

[mickystam]

You forgot: *''Getting a copyright on the outro music (my own remix on a song) 8 months after it being used in every single video makes total sense''*

[ryansmock]

"I just front-ran Mario Raceway"


3 seconds in and I'm already wheezing

[TheBeegestYosho]

The blue shell is such a nice power up, it’s totally balanced and will help the 9th place person who threw it.
But fr you’re not even helping yourself if you use it.

[joltrona]

"Yes, it's a mirror race!" I died.