'Weird Al' Yankovic - Hardware Store | Lyrics | HD

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[Dayonder]

This is a prime example of a song that goes far harder than it should by any reasonable means

[Biohazbird]

I never really understood this song until i walked into a hardware store. Those things are AWESOME. They're like arts and craft stores for people who can wield and have no fear of deadly machinery.

[ceroisarat]

When you're happy, you enjoy the music
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics

[Auron]

I understand why Al never does this song live

[jmparker]

My cousin was in an acapella group for a bit and they did an arrangement of this song. For the list of stuff, they split it up between them, and the audience was mostly amused/amazed at the rapidity of it, but then the one guy got to the line "automatic circumcizers" and he'd gotten all the way to "duracels and energizers" before there was a wave of laughter throughout the audience. It took them until then to realize yes, they really heard that.

[bluefootwalking]

Saw someone sing this at a karaoke night once.
Crazy bastard damn near passed out at the list of stuff

[Bubbles_Bubbles_Bubbles]

And here, I've been using manual circumcisers this whole time.

[JonathanXLindqviust]

It's kind of daunting, prodigious and fucking amazing how he can speak more than double the speed of reading

[Max-ejoh]

For someone like me who's learning English still, I link this song to many of my friends, if we can sing it without making a single mistake we can call it a well learnt language.

[billyweed]

This song would make an amazing hardware store ad, ironically.

[uoabigaillevey]

*Stands in awe* That breakdown is not only lengthy beyond normal human breath capacity.. it is a tongue-twister to boot. Mad skills on this.

[mushroom]

this song just has a divine vibe to it for some reason. like you're about to fight the supreme god of hardware in a battle

[clanksshekels]

Eminem: I'm a rap God


Weird Al: Hold my ball-pein hammer

[jasonpatterson]

Songs like this are solid proof of Al's musical talent. The spoofs are amazing, and I doubt he'd ever have become as famous as he is without them, but the originals are also epic and they cover an exceptionally broad range of musical styles.

[zsin]

This is one of best lyrics videos on planet. High contrast (easyer to read), right timing and good editing. Thank you for making it

[Groot_The_Terrorist]

Alphabet aerobics: "I'mma be the hardest song to sing"
Hardware store: " hold my beer"

[TheCthultist]

As impossible as it is to say any one of of his songs is his best, this is probably the most technically impressive of them. What an absolutely bizarre masterpiece

[drprofessork]

"They got:
Allen Wrenches, Gerbil Feeders,
Toilet Seats, Electric Heaters,
Trash Compactors, Juice Extractors,
Shower Rods and Water Meters,
Walkie-Talkies, Copper Wires,
Safety Goggles, Radial Tires,
BB Pellets, Rubber Mallets,
Fans and Dehumidifiers,
Picture Hangers, Paper Cutters,
Waffle Irons, Window Shutters,
Paint Removers, Window Louvers,
Masking Tape and Plastic Gutters,
Kitchen Faucets, Folding Tables,
Weather Stripping, Jumper Cables,
Hooks & Tackles, Grout & Shackles,
Power Foggers, Spoons and Ladles,
Pesticides for Fumigation,
High-Performance Lubrication,
Metal Roofing, Water Proofing,
Multi-Purpose Insulation,
Air Compressors, Brass Connectors,
Wrecking Chisels, Smoke Detectors,
Tire Gauges, Hamster Cages,
Thermostats and Bug Deflectors,
Trailer Hitch Demagnetizers,
Automatic Circumcisers,
Tennis Rackets, Ankle Brackets,
Duracell's and Energizers,
Soffit Panels, Circuit Breakers,
Vacuum Cleaners, Coffee Makers,
Calculators, Generators,
Matching Salt 'n' Pepper Shakers!"
-The Wise Words of Weird Al Yankovic

[Scarfy]

Hell of a song. Some might even dare to call it "Weird Al's Best."

[rosepetalfalls]

This song sounds like it belongs in Phineas and Ferb 😂 honestly I love that show so that’s a compliment