The Most Controversial Lawn on the Internet

This little section of lawn has been very controversial. I got in trouble for NOT mowing my neighbor’s lawn. Then I got in trouble when I DID mow my neighbor’s lawn. Now I’m just going to meet everybody in the middle in an effort for happiness across the internet.
Music:
Extra Fries by The Fly Guy Five

[bladedude]

Had a Mexican neighbor who had riding lawnmower that would just cut our grass when he finished doing his. Never asked him to do it. I tried to pay him but he wouldn't take the money. I had to put the money in an envelope and slip it under his door when he wasn't home. Next day found the same envelope under my door. That hot potato envelope war lasted for 2 years until he finally gave up. I miss that guy taught me a good bit of Spanish and was the best cook in the neighborhood.

[LucVNO]

My neighbor cuts my grass, in return, I shovel his drive way. We each got each other covered by the season.

[skuggikuwa]

My neighbors kid is always interested in stuff people work on and one time I was mowing the lawn he asked me if I could teach him, I showed him on my yard, lent him a weed Wacker and mower for him to try on his yard and 2 years later I never got those tools back but that little dude mows my lawn every Saturday along with his own and the elder couples across the street.

He's a great kid. We're all really proud of him.

[PurePain_]

His half: Nice smooth cut
The neighbor's half: *"A little off the top please"*

[locallyhated_jy]

Ive had this neighbor for a while. He mows our lawn before his. He loves riding his zero turn mower, so he does our yard. We tried to pay him with beer and 20 bucks the first time but he refused both. We tried to give him money be he said he just had fun riding his mower. He's like 60-70 year's old. He's such a happy man

[SuchAUniqueHandle]

Bro straight up changed his neighbors biome

[colinfletcher]

Lol I'm glad my neighbors aren't this petty. I just mow their grass and one day the man went and bought me a case of beer and sat on the porch and drank with me as a thank you.
He shovels the snow in the winter. It's a win win for all of us.

[shanshansan]

His half: Smoother and cleaner than butter.
Neighbour's half: *i like 'ya cut g*

[gaming_theswag]

Bro started turning his neighbor's lawn into a wasteland 💀

[LN]

"Then I got criticized when I did mow it"

**Completely scalps yard** 👁👄👁

[randallwescoat]

My one neighbor is Veteran and the one on other side of me is paralyzed, so when I mow mine, I mow theirs. I have great neighbors and try to be good to them. Appreciation go both ways😊

[mlc]

Bro trying to act like he didn’t scalp their yard. 🤭

[KitsuneFilmz]

You can't make everyone happy. But you can piss everyone off

[Im_the_american_flag]

Bro made his yard look like a golfing course

[jonesbbq]

“You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make everyone unhappy”
— some wise man

[glispie]

Bro's personality is definitely his truck and lawn. True American

[broyo]

man is the definition "passive aggressive"

[OlavUnngar]

My neighbor and I hit each others side pretty much whoever gets to it first. Been doin that for…idk 20 years. But he’s much older than me and is battling cancer for the past couple of years so I just been doin it every time. A landscaper does the rest of his yard. He used to grow a garden too and give us free veggies, fruits, jalapeños, and habaneros. Great man, he cried so hard when my dad died because they helped each other out with all kinds of things. Now I gotta watch him go. Enjoy the folks around you and be kind, life is way shorter than you think. Father time waits for nobody.

[Tevikolady]

Adult peer pressure:

Hearing your neighbor mow his lawn.

[michellekemp]

Well I wouldn’t be happy if you mowed my lawn down to dirt either!