Guided DevOps Meditation

True enlightenment for DevOps Engineers.

Being a DevOps Engineer is hard work.
Here at MeteorOps, we decided to help you DevOps engineers relax a little bit with this guided DevOps meditation.
100% time back guarantee if you are not enlightened after this meditation.

🚀 If you want to hear more about how MeteorOps can help your company do DevOps (you know, besides enlightening the DevOps engineers) -

Credits:
Audio - Sash XG

[kouoku]

This is extremely sublime. I need more of this in my life.

I will literally pay for a 1 hour version of this, also a chillpop version please.

[nirweiner]

I finally feel like a good DevOps engineer.
Will visit back for another session for sure.

[hila]

Every sentence - Gold. Exactly the things that make us at ease as DevOps Engineers. AWESOME.

[scott]

I like that this is just a list of things that everyone should be doing and if they did than our jobs wouldn't suck.

[xxfatumxx]

Fell asleep with tears of joy in my eyes. Very good ASMR.

[vladimir]

Bigger than life, just needed something like this.

[RVKTVMZZZIONZ]

Unironically this is exactly what I needed at the moment. Thank you kindly good sir

[okpakofranklin]

Awesome!!! Waiting for the next episode

[iulianapostol]

This is obviously amazing. I mean he describes a perfect agile work-flow in which everything works perfectly. It stabilizes out mind make us feel more peaceful, and flexible to changing environment.
Hey Guys, please do more of these things, I know it is a lot to ask, but it really really is awesome ))

[CallMeBober]

Learnt some more of the best practices. Thanks)

[syksaje]

BUT ARE THE DATABASE BACKUPS I NEED TO KNOW

[adanpatience]

This just needed the interstellar theme in the background 😭😂

[ScottStonefield]

Great job. I will be back for more sessions.

[michaelwilson]

Anyone have a source for the background audio? Or at least a similar type of ambiance? I searched "Sash XG" and didn't get shit.

[BrotkastDichSelbst]

I expected some interruption like "then you open the devops news and read about log4j which is used on almost all of your software... WHAT THE F*CK"

[rev-ppp]

This is missing a Pager Duty alert or two

[sjsjjdnjisjwjeuudn]

Thank you. But do you have same for developers?

[marcusaurelius]

100% code coverage - i gotta be high on heroine to believe that for ::any:: project at ::any:: company

[Highwayman]

Holy mackerel! I have seen the promised land!

[goodlooksmcgee]

the 9 dislikes are still deploying with FTP