5 Second Films - Low Brow

But the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels!

[eatsidewalkho]

Not if when I was online I could clearly see the running time before I clicked on it to watch. Every video on youtube has the running time posted on it buddy, there is no mistaking it if you look at the thumbnail and note the running time.

[KingPecan]

Films include credits. It was over five times the length.

[KingPecan]

If your On Demand menu says that there's 90 minutes in a movie, wouldn't you be pissed off when you find out later that it's actually 180 minutes long?

[Devilock]

This was way longer than 5 second, in fact almost four times longer.

[KingPecan]

1. Welcome to the internet.
2. Did you even see the video?
3. What I said WAS hypothetical, it was a direct exaggeration of the previous statement. Let's not start a flame war here, though.

[AlexSaysHi]

What!? This I hear for the first time! Are you sure Captain Obvious?

[eatsidewalkho]

It reallydoesn't matter if you try to take a hypothetical situation off to some other venue to try and win some dumb argument. The fact remains, that in the actual situation, this is youtube and anyone paying attention could have put 2 and 2 together. Altogether, he should have known it was needless to post that, it's obviously used figuratively to indicate that it's a really short vid.

[eatsidewalkho]

No the fact that neither I nor he hae any subsequent comments on this video means that it is, in fact only YOU who has kept this conversation open. I speak for myself, but I think that is enough, this conversation really isn't important enough for people to draw out. So since he hasn't replied to me on this vid or in private and I'm ONLY answering you question, can we drop this? There really isn't anything to say that hasn't been said.

[stephenjstclair]

Wow. 10 second videos still would be wrong.

[xdoomedx]

still don't get it after two more views

[IAmAnAngryAlien]

Aren't you dragging it out too? Just saying.

[eatsidewalkho]

Btw taking a hypothetical comparison out of the same perameters of the original situation defeats the purpose of suggesting the two issues are parallel. Let's just stop posting stuff like this it is just so kiddish.

[IAmAnAngryAlien]

Um... I just made one comment. Not meaning anything offensive by it. So, I'm hoping this is goodbye.

[eatsidewalkho]

Private message that or something because there was no necessity to it, bc I just said it was senseless to make this an issue. Btw "welcome to the internet" as #1 implies sarcasm AND hostility, which is to say it seems by the following remarks you think you're going to . . . what? . . . Attack me repetitiously w/ incendiary remarks although the original matter has been settled (and it is definitely INdirect if you take it out of the context of the internet)? Don't have a cow man!

[eatsidewalkho]

why are you so simple everything has to be literal?

[eatsidewalkho]

he's saying nuts shots are lame bruh