ASMR NOOB vs PRO vs HACKER vs GOD vs JOJO

In this #asmr video, we help you relax, tingle and sleep to 5 unique ASMRtists! Make sure to comment below who was your favourite! I had so much fun filming this video so I hope you enjoy!

0:00 Intro
1:28 Noob
2:41 Pro
5:19 Hacker
6:57 God
8:59 Noob
12:59 Pro
15:43 Hacker
17:44 God
19:48 Noob
22:12 Pro
24:37 Hacker
25:34 God
28:08 ???

Disclaimer: *** This video is created for relaxation, entertainment and ASMR/tingles/chills inducing purposes only. For more information about ASMR phenomenon please click here:
This video cannot replace any medication or professional treatment. If you have sleep/anxiety/psychological troubles please consult your physician. Thank you :) ***

[costas]

0:28 jojo flipped us off, and thought we wouldnt notice

[quaidchallawala]

Jojo brought back the nostalgia of these types of videos

[IanMiguelCervantes-ziiy]

~timestamps~
~Intro~ 0:00
————————
Mouth sounds
~noob~ 1:28
~pro~ 2:41
~hacker~ 5:19
~god~ 6:57
————
Tapping
~noob~ 8:59
~pro~ 12:59
~hacker~ 15:48
~God~ 17:45
———————-
Carboard pipe
~noob~ 19:49
~pro~ 22:25
~hacker~ 24:44
~god~ 25:42

OK HERE COMES JOJO THE GOD

~jojo~ 28:56
bye guys

[elzube]

noob vs pro vs hacker vs god" ahhhh minecraft video 😭🙏💀

[John-wn]

Time stamps!

Intro0:00
noob round1 1:50
Pro round1 1:48
Hacker round1 5:27
God round1 7:05
Noob round2 9:07
Pro round2 13:06
Hacker round2 15:51
God round2 17:54
Noob round3 19:53
Pro round3 22:24
Hacker round3 24:40
God round3 25:44

[Thatpugplayed.]

Ok here we go again😅
0:00 intro

1:35 noob
2:49 pro
5:25 hacker
7:03 god

Second round

9:02 noob
13:07 pro
15:46 hacker
17:46 god

Third round

19:56 Noob
22:13 pro
24:44 hacker
25:42 god

HERE COMES THE GOD
28:56 JOJO SIWA i mean JOJO GOD

[slinkymalinky]

theres something so comforting about the noob. it seems real, friendly, connected and human. i appreciate that authenticity and it makes it seem less like i'm watching a professional video and more like i'm just having a conversation with a nice friend

[BarbaraRix-muio]

I can't choose because I am new to this fascination feeling of calm. Not to get heavy but last year my husband of 30 years passed away. I had not had good night sleep in a year. I was up all night until I stumbled on you on YouTube and I fell asleep in such a peaceful place that I was so excited to find out more. I listen to a lot to learn more but I always tend to come back to yours to get to sleep. Thank you ...and I think I am partial to the Pro

[ele]

Awesome vid!
Totally agree with the pro about silence, pauses, and setting & breaking the pattern.
My faves:
1. Pro (timing, trigger choices)
2. God (the weather and white noise!)
3. Hacker (sound & image effects)
4 . Noob (you'll get there)

[Basegud]

Here in ASMR civilization, NO ONE chooses to try and resist tingles, its easier to just lay back and get them than to risk your entire sleep for just an extra half hour more

[Roblox_league]

Using a grading process based on tingles from each ASMRtist on someone, here are the professional results.

Round 1

Noob-9
Pro-12
Hacker-8
God-8

Round 2

Noob-13
Pro-9
Hacker-8
God-7

Round 3

Noob-13
Pro-11
Hacker-2
God-5

OG Jojo-9


Noob only won because he didn’t spend 90% of the time talking the second and third rounds.

[tayzonday]

I vote for God ⚡️✊— but I want to be polytheistic 🤯

[gianop.commenter]

Wow we even got hacker vs god 💀 I thought it was only for Minecraft 😂

[KitKat_]

My favourites are the pro and the god.
Reasons why:
1(Noob)- He did good despite it being his first.
2(Pro)- He understood how pauses, silence, and rhythm help calm the nerves. Definitely getting my vote.
3(Hacker)- He mainly focused on visual effects which cause a headache and dizziness. Had to look away from the screen a few times.
4(God)- He focused on natural sounds like birds, rain, fire, and space. He understood that white noise helps clear the mind. My favourite.
5(JoJo)- You did really well considering it's your first ASMR vid from 8 years ago.

[Wvr]

The hacker in the title makes me feel like I’m watching a Minecraft video in 2019

[mariaalejandracardozo]

In the noob level there is always the electric sound of appliances, a motorcycle passing by, people talking in another room, neighbours in a party, someone unexpectedly enters the room and surprises the asmrtist, the delivery guy rings the bell 😅😅😅

[ThestBeanCouncilMember]

I know there's already a timestamp comment, but I wanted to make it a bit more accurate. Here's my version
Intro: 0:00
First Appearances:
Noob: 1:27
Pro: 2:47
Hacker: 5:26
God: 7:04
Second Appearance:
Noob: 9:07
Pro: 13:06
Hacker: 15:50
God: 17:52
Third Appearance
Noob: 19:52
Pro: 22:21
Hacker: 24:38
God: 25:40
Bonus Appearance
JoJo 2016: 28:55
Like I said before, I know there is already a timestamp comment, but I wanted to make a more avcurate one that wasn't off by multiple seconds. I tried my best.

[Minecraft_GamerYT]

Thanks! Slept great the night it was uploaded. Ready for the Skibidi Toilet ASMR video. Saw your video on your other channel. I 100% trust you Jojo!!!! ❤❤❤

[Mega-Char-X]

Bro the title gave me a hit of nostalgia I never thought I needed

[shyaandrews]

The first bit of the pro's was perfect 3:22 it would be so good to have a full video of just that, i know its been done before but its typically faster pased in the other videos unlike this one which is a nice change