How Many Holes Does a Human Have?

Coffee mug + doughnut sculptures and video from @henryseg :

accessory ostium:

3D visual effects: Eric Langlay
Toilet scene effects: me and Jake Roper and Eric Langlay
music: Jake Chudnow and Audio Network

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[DolanDarker]

That intro is everything I didn't know I needed

[ricoreyes]

I was not prepared for how disturbing the toilet doughnut was going to get.

[thatguy]

“You are just a bunch of meat packed around the central hole.”

Best insult ever heard

[bilhelm]

This is without a doubt the most cursed intro to any Vsauce video, and that’s an achievement

[willconcannon]

me: *sees title* how is this going to be 20 minutes?
Michael: holes do not exist
me:

[metashrew]

I genuinely believe that Michael has gotten crazier ever since he isolated himself in that white room for several days.

[Chris-liru]

"Not all holes are equal"
No truer words have ever been spoken

[SeaHarrier]

the most infamous phrase oh the 21st century:
“Or are they?”
*followed by keyboard*

[joaquinclavijo]

Plato: A human is a featherless biped
Aristotle: A human is a rational animal
Michael: A human is a seven-holed donut

[anfrew]

"Oh wow, these seems like a cool vid-" Michael: holes don't exist

[cheyenneshoemaker]

"Your body isn't a doughnut, It's a bodysuit for a spider."

*And i now conclude after ten whole years, Michal has officially lost it.*

[Morzhow]

“He just has a separate water bowl” “he just has a separate water bowl”
“Aaaaah he just ate a toilet donut”

[cailleach]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider"

That's going on Vsauce out of context for sure.

[GXShattering]

“Don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t take a bite out of the donut, don’t- GOD HE TOOK A BITE OUT OF THE DONUT”

[TheScyphozoa]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a bodysuit for a spider." That has to be the most disturbing sentence I've ever heard on YouTube.

[JojoPriestGuy]

1. What would make someone consider eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
2. How would toilet water affect the taste of a donut?
3. Are there any health risks associated with consuming a donut soaked in toilet water?
4. What are the psychological effects of eating a donut soaked in toilet water?
5. How does toilet water alter the texture of a donut?
6. Would you still recognize the flavor of the donut after it’s soaked in toilet water?
7. Can toilet water change the color of a donut?
8. How long does a donut need to be soaked in toilet water to absorb its flavor?
9. What types of bacteria might be present in toilet water that soaks into a donut?
10. How would you disinfect a donut soaked in toilet water?
11. Can any part of the donut be salvaged after being soaked in toilet water?
12. Would different types of donuts (glazed, jelly-filled, etc.) react differently to being soaked in toilet water?
13. How would the smell of a donut change after being soaked in toilet water?
14. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be used as a form of punishment or challenge?
15. What experiments could be conducted to analyze the effects of toilet water on donuts?
16. How quickly would a donut disintegrate if soaked in toilet water for an extended period?
17. Would a donut soaked in toilet water become more or less dense?
18. What social or cultural taboos are associated with consuming food that has been in contact with toilet water?
19. How would soaking a donut in toilet water impact its nutritional content?
20. What are the potential consequences of serving someone a donut soaked in toilet water without their knowledge?
21. Is there any way to reverse the effects of soaking a donut in toilet water?
22. What flavors or scents could mask the toilet water in a soaked donut?
23. How would a toilet water-soaked donut be perceived in different cultures?
24. Could toilet water-soaked donuts become a viral internet challenge?
25. How might a prank involving toilet water-soaked donuts play out?
26. What could be done to make a toilet water-soaked donut safe for consumption?
27. How would a gourmet chef react to the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut?
28. What are the ethical implications of feeding someone a donut soaked in toilet water?
29. How might a child react to being offered a toilet water-soaked donut?
30. Could toilet water-soaked donuts be a metaphor for something else in literature or art?
31. What are the legal consequences of serving someone a toilet water-soaked donut?
32. How would a donut soaked in toilet water compare to one soaked in tap water in terms of taste and texture?
33. Would it be possible to tell if a donut was soaked in toilet water just by looking at it?
34. How would different types of toilet water (public, private, etc.) affect a donut differently?
35. What is the history behind using toilet water in food-related pranks?
36. How would you test for the presence of toilet water in a donut scientifically?
37. Would the type of toilet (e.g., clean vs. dirty) make a difference in how a donut is affected?
38. Could toilet water-soaked donuts have any role in a horror or comedy film?
39. How would a person’s perception of cleanliness affect their willingness to eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
40. How does the idea of a toilet water-soaked donut challenge traditional notions of food safety?
41. What would be the psychological impact of seeing someone else eat a toilet water-soaked donut?
42. Could soaking a donut in toilet water be part of a science experiment to study bacteria growth?
43. What methods could be used to purify a donut after it’s been soaked in toilet water?
44. How would a donut factory handle a contamination event involving toilet water?
45. What would happen if you dried out a toilet water-soaked donut and tried to eat it?
46. Would a donut soaked in toilet water be more prone to mold or spoilage?
47. How might the texture of a toilet water-soaked donut change after being frozen?
48. Could a donut soaked in toilet water still be used as a prop in a movie or commercial?
49. How would a donut soaked in toilet water affect the health of someone with a compromised immune system?
50. Could a donut soaked in toilet water be a plot point in a novel or short story?

[lightsinthesky]

"Your body isn't a donut, it's a body suit for a spider."

Dude I honestly didn't think I'd ever get here without drugs but here I am.

[Psianth]

How Many Holes Does a Human Have?
"Holes don't even eixst"
Mmm, yeah, that's some tasty Vsauce right there

[credimus]

Psychiatrist: tell me more about you.

Me: I'm a seven hole doughnut

[KaiTheChongyunMain]

What a great first video from Vsauce to start off with, definitely made a good first impression