JD Vance on Tim Walz Couch Joke - Philadelphia Rally - A Scared Ketchup AI Exclusive

I move fast, yo

[MikeMckibbon]

Thanks Scaredketchup. For all that you do.

[Jugivadi]

Vance thought being VP with Orange would be a cushiony job.

[jeepliving]

Ketch, my MAN! You're gettin' in some OT today, huh? Appreciate it.

[scaredketchup]

Trump Show 58 drops tomorrow at 3pm. Thanks for watching!

[milosterwheeler]

I call him "CP" Vance - for Couch Potato.

[davidgatzen]

J. D. Vance will get off the couch, after he gets off on the couch.

[chemistryguy]

I had no idea Walz went there. Damn, I love this man.

[JG-vqrd]

Short but sweet. I bet that mixer was set on frappe.

[PeterMichnovec]

Time to replace those springs on the couch. lol

[liammalarky]

A real couch lover would've progressed to vibrating couches by now. Excellent burn by Walz.

[donaldwesterhazy]

Waltz is not couching his attack on that putz.

[demigod]

Vance thinks wearing eye liner appeals to couches everywhere.

[spir]

JD Vance: if the couch is rockin’, don’t come a knockin’!

[MacRODesign]

This was 100% on point. Shady Vance is as bad as Diaper Don. They should spend time in a cell together. Respect from downunder.

[RbNetEngr]

Nice! The debate stage will need to include a sofa and a box of latex gloves, so JD can recharge during the commercial breaks.

[valtyger]

Coach = WALZ, Couch = VANCE, Trump? = CAGE!

[Calvertons]

“Oh please don’t you rock my couch 🛋️ cause I don’t want my couch to be rock’n!” - DJ JD SpanksDahCouch -

[jonathondennis]

Jadey Vance says "there are ants in these that are not my pants..."

[JohnR-gkch]

Arguably the funniest one- liner I've ever heard at a political rally. Gov. Walz, you are great.

[MrGruffteddybear]

I thought Vance would use a My Pillow instead of a cushion. 😂