My longest fart ever!

[emvyst]

Teacher: *Talking*

Me, unzipping my backpack:

Teacher: *Goes silent*

[mrh]

Very good fart, with the full stop at the end!

[MonsterMidi]

When I was in Perth Australia, for some reason I would do a fart exactly like that every morning! I don’t know what it was that was causing it, I was eating ham and cheese sandwiches from the deli downstairs in the motel I was staying in. But I would always fart exactly like that. I thought it was so hilarious!

[jureds]

It died a slow death at the end, be even funnier if there was a log of poop with corn in it in the terlit