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From the Hoobs episode, Pop.
If you ask me, I think this is how the lyrics would go if I made my own version:
Timp: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Bang goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Bang goes the weasel
Captain Hook: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Timp, what are you talking about? The weasel never went bang.
Timp: It didn't?
Captain Hook: Absolutely not!
Timp: Oh, what a shame. I liked the bang part. How did it go then?
Captain Hook: Twang my lad! Show her!
Twang: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Doodley-dum goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Doodley-dum goes the weasel
Evil Queen: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry. No, Twang, there must be some misunderstanding. The weasel never went doodley-dum.
Twang: Yes it does! It did just now.
Timp: I liked my bang best.
Captain Hook: Alright, alright, alright, alright. First of all, the weasel did not go doodley-dum.
Twang: It didn't?
Captain Hook: Nope.
Evil Queen: I didn't think so. Secondly, the weasel didn't go bang either.
Timp: Well, nobody's perfect.
Shan Yu: I think we all know exactly how the weasel goes. (a pop is heard) See?
Tootle: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
Shan Yu: Huh? Huh? She knows what she's talking about!
Twang: Doodley-dum!
Timp: Bang!
Tootle: I think you two will find it goes pop.
Twang: Still doodley-dum.
Timp: I still think it goes bang.
Captain Hook: I'm sorry to have to say this, but I'm afraid we have to agree with this one here. The weasel goes pop! And that's final!
Timp: How do you know?
Evil Queen: Why, we'll prove it to you. But first… Hey, can we pick up the tempo a little, please?
(the music plays into a disco beat)
Twang: Uhh, guys? What are you doing?
Captain Hook: We thought we would add a little pizzazz to this song.
Timp and Twang: Ahh!
Tootle: But, guys, I don't know if we can pop that fast.
Shan Yu: Sure you can. Watch. (makes a popping sound with his finger and his mouth)
Tootle: Oh!
Evil Queen: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
Captain Hook: (singing) The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Shan Yu: (singing) I know you think sounds all wrong
Stop giving me a hassle
Cuz that's the way we play this song
At our homey castle (laughs)
(Tootle is using a plunger on the walls to make multiple popping sounds)
Captain Hook: Go, Tootle, go!
Evil Queen: Alright, Tootle!
Timp: Wow! (laughs)
Twang: Great!
Tootle: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Timp: (singing) Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Twang: (singing) Half a pound of treacle
Hook, Shan Yu and the Evil Queen: (singing) That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
All: (singing) That's the way the money goes
(Tootle uses the plunger on the walls to make multiple popping sounds in a conga tune)
All: (singing) Pop goes the weasel!
Shan Yu: Haha, that was great, Tootle! Hey, how did you learn to play like that?
Tootle: Easy. My POP taught me!
(Tootle and Shan Yu laugh)
If you ask me, I think this is how the lyrics would go if I made my own version:
Timp: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Bang goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Bang goes the weasel
Captain Hook: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Timp, what are you talking about? The weasel never went bang.
Timp: It didn't?
Captain Hook: Absolutely not!
Timp: Oh, what a shame. I liked the bang part. How did it go then?
Captain Hook: Twang my lad! Show her!
Twang: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Doodley-dum goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Doodley-dum goes the weasel
Evil Queen: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sorry. No, Twang, there must be some misunderstanding. The weasel never went doodley-dum.
Twang: Yes it does! It did just now.
Timp: I liked my bang best.
Captain Hook: Alright, alright, alright, alright. First of all, the weasel did not go doodley-dum.
Twang: It didn't?
Captain Hook: Nope.
Evil Queen: I didn't think so. Secondly, the weasel didn't go bang either.
Timp: Well, nobody's perfect.
Shan Yu: I think we all know exactly how the weasel goes. (a pop is heard) See?
Tootle: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
Shan Yu: Huh? Huh? She knows what she's talking about!
Twang: Doodley-dum!
Timp: Bang!
Tootle: I think you two will find it goes pop.
Twang: Still doodley-dum.
Timp: I still think it goes bang.
Captain Hook: I'm sorry to have to say this, but I'm afraid we have to agree with this one here. The weasel goes pop! And that's final!
Timp: How do you know?
Evil Queen: Why, we'll prove it to you. But first… Hey, can we pick up the tempo a little, please?
(the music plays into a disco beat)
Twang: Uhh, guys? What are you doing?
Captain Hook: We thought we would add a little pizzazz to this song.
Timp and Twang: Ahh!
Tootle: But, guys, I don't know if we can pop that fast.
Shan Yu: Sure you can. Watch. (makes a popping sound with his finger and his mouth)
Tootle: Oh!
Evil Queen: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
Captain Hook: (singing) The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Shan Yu: (singing) I know you think sounds all wrong
Stop giving me a hassle
Cuz that's the way we play this song
At our homey castle (laughs)
(Tootle is using a plunger on the walls to make multiple popping sounds)
Captain Hook: Go, Tootle, go!
Evil Queen: Alright, Tootle!
Timp: Wow! (laughs)
Twang: Great!
Tootle: (sings) All around the cobbler's bench
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought 'twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel
Timp: (singing) Half a pound of tuppenny rice
Twang: (singing) Half a pound of treacle
Hook, Shan Yu and the Evil Queen: (singing) That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel
All: (singing) That's the way the money goes
(Tootle uses the plunger on the walls to make multiple popping sounds in a conga tune)
All: (singing) Pop goes the weasel!
Shan Yu: Haha, that was great, Tootle! Hey, how did you learn to play like that?
Tootle: Easy. My POP taught me!
(Tootle and Shan Yu laugh)
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