Amy Schumer Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

Third-time host Amy Schumer talks about how much people love giving pregnant women advice and being intimate with her husband.

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[confued_]

It’s always amazing to me how the comments manage to be funnier than the actual video.

[J..p_nQ]

When Amy was a kid she told her classmates that she is going to be a comedian when she grows up. They all laughed. Nobody is laughing now.

[Antdacheese]

Wow, I'm laughing so hard right now. I'm literally crying. I think Amy Schumer's audience was fake laughing the whole time.

[shakazulu]

Shes proof that when it comes to Hollywood its not about being talented its who you know...

[parsnipguy]

the counting straws thing is called arithmomania, and it was first associated with, i shit you not, vampires in folklore. sesame street openly admitted to using that for their count von count character

[kryptonatix]

Fun fact, SNL stands for "soooo nobody laughed??"

[emoneyizhereson]

The funniest joke was when Amy Schumer said her husband told her she has a beautiful body. Ironically, that's the one part where the audience felt obligated to NOT laugh.

[lopiklop]

"It's too late now" I say that all the time

[wille]

“Nazi ties ᵏᵃⁿʸᵉ” alright I chuckled. 😅

[JoeFromCincinnati]

I audibly sighed after the "I am in a coma" joke.
I didn't intend to. I didn't decide "I'm going to show my empty office that I did not find this joke funny by sighing loudly."
It was my body's natural and instinctive response to hearing that punch line.

[dylusional]

"I can't go down on you you're my emergency contact" 🤣🤣🤣😭😭 okay bro that's the funniest shit she has said her whole career 🔥

[PUPPETMAESTRO]

At 41 I learned I have autism. 41 years of life not knowing there was an explanation for the difficulty I had connecting with others. Life of Beth, on Hulu, opened me up to the idea that I had autism. Schumer showed me the door and I chose to walk through it.

I've been laughing at Schumer's jokes for almost a decade now. But, I cannot express adequately how much I appreciate the love she shows her husband and the autism community. So thank you for helping me laugh at myself. Sometimes the stuff I do doesn't make sense to me either. But it's so nice to feel human.

[lancastergardener]

I’m autistic and was unprepared at how my wife needed to run away from laughing too hard at the asd part.

[reggiewindwood]

Sometimes when I need a laugh I look up amy Schumer.
Pause the video.
And read the comments 😂🤣

[stDarkin]

I'm beginning to wonder if the laughs were real or edited.

[piglinin]

its amazing how she's actually married

[mehmetokay]

The test of a true comedian is if they can make you laugh without resorting to vulgarity. I see a little bit of Chuck in Amy.

[acidtrip]

"It's one of the times we played the game Autism, or just a man" 🤣

[loveinthematrix]

Lmao I've been walking away from boring conversations since I was a child. We're not trying to bruise anyone's ego's, they're ya know. I watched Amy and her husband's cooking show during the pandemic and it was one of the most incredibly wholesome things I've seen. She understands him but also isn't afraid to real with him and there were many gently hilarious moments. Being on the spectrum doesn't make you any less worthy or capable of finding real love. Many are still searching but seeing Amy openly love someone who has autism, especially on this platform, is helping break barriers. Thank you girl!

[doomgronthewitcher]

Thank you Amy so much for your standup. Because of you, my body cured itself of paralysis so I could get up to turn your routine off