Why did we even kidnap her?

This video retroactively makes my april fools upload even less funny

[TurboJehtt]

Feels weird to post a Mario video on the same day Iizuka teased Sonic Adventure 3 but here we are

[m.s.e.advanced]

So this is why Mario and Jr. get along in the future, *they've bonded over mutual pain*

[mmh]

I like how, even with the original script, bowser believes his son is too young to know what is going on and get shock realizing he knows it anyway.

I still remember the cutscene when Peach was told she was his mother in Sunshine. Just the way she responded back, "I'm...your momma?" It sounded so slow and ditzy that it actually sounded as if she was considering it a possibility that she had a child with Bowser and JUST DIDN'T KNOW.

[facetedfreefall]

I know the first one of these was for April Fools but I unironically would enjoy more of these with Mario

[gneu]

giving a villain a story and a perspective is the best thing ever

[gnomeyt]

I like to imagine it actually wasn’t a sex thing, and Bowser was just too shocked to give a decent reply

[ZacharyDietze]

“So wait, she *is* my mom!?”

*”You need to stop asking questions son…”*

[JJ_R]

Ah, Father-Son Bonding at its finest.

[mistreviews]

This is the video game version of:
"How do you like my new girlfriend, son?"
"I don't have an opinion of her, Dad. Everytime she's here you send me outside to play or give me $20 to go to the movies"

[abadjoke]

Honestly the dynamic of Bowser and Jr. was kinda wholesome in the game. Bowser even in later games, is a good father figure, and it's beautiful I'm not gonna lie. I mean have you SEEN the Nintendo Switch Parental Controls ad?!

Edit: Spelling/grammar errors fixed.

[TT-rlpu]

The delivery of “If you didn’t want to know, you shouldn’t have asked!” and “Your dad needs love too, Junior!” was perfect.

[SemiHypercube]

Just remember, never ask:
A man, his salary
A woman, her age
Bowser, who Bowser Jr.'s biological mother is

[KimTaeHwan]

0:38 "Go bury someone in a puddle of shit!"
This line has got me.🤣

[Hikomii]

"Wait, this isn't like a sex thing is it ?"
That line just fucking killed me lol

[andtails]

Jehtt provides more character development for Bowser than all the mainline Mario games put together.

[Galaxy-MediaX]

This is the best father-son moment ever between Bowser and Bowser Jr. 😂

[RoboticPress]

_Okay but that means peach willfully stayed in the hot tub with bowser_

[Playernumbernull]

The idea that Peach getting repeatedly kidnapped by Bowser is actually some weird roleplay they do together is hilarious and kind of cute, in a way.

[pixellord]

Bowser is somehow both an Elite Chad and Ultra Simp at the same time.